Musical Interlude - The Ballad of Kuro-Pii
Gather around everyone
Mokona gonna tell you a tale
Once upon a time in the early morn,
In the land of Tetha, a Kuro arose
And he yawned and he stretched and he blinked in the morning light
Well, I thought I’d never get up.
And he saw a pastry just sitting right there
With a little bitty sign that said “food right here”
So he gobbled it up without a thought or single note
Hey, pretty good.
And then Primal came and saw to his shock
That Kuro had eaten his Danish without a thought
So he walked right up and said without delay
I’ll bet you thought that was really good
And possibly filled you hunger too
So I suppose you should go and get me one.
Well Kuro-tan shrugged and he walked out the door
To the Matsuda Bakery, and picked up a roll
But then he got pounced by a Guilmon or two.
OW, what the--?!
And Kuro-pii howled and thrashed all about
After Takato managed to haul Guilmon about
And Kuro just sighed and shrugged and paid for the fee.
This better be worth it.
Tromping back to the apartment that day
Was a singing and dancing Vash blocking the way
And he blocked and he posed and he flexed, and Kuro just rolled his eyes
Oh great.
“I’ll bet you wanna step aside,”
Growled Kuro as he tried to get by
But Vash was having none of that you see.
“I’m so sorry” said Vash between breaths
“I just can’t stop dancing or singing,” he said
“But if you’re to wait right there I suppose I can finish up by three.”
Well Kuro knew that he had to get by
So he slammed a fist into Vash’s thigh.
And the gunman howled and yelled like he was stung by a bee.
And Kuro dashed right between the lines
Holding that Danish like it was a life line
And finally, he managed to slip by all three.
I’m not amused.
Well finally, he managed to get there
And Primal was waiting, nose in the air
Kuro handed it over and Primal took a long bearing sniff.
Then Primal smiled, grinned real wide, said
“this Danish is really just fine!”
And then he ate it within a single gulp.
Well Kuro-tan sighed and marched up the stairs
Determined to get the dirt out of his hair
But when he got up, the shower was completely full
So he marched to the springs and there he could see
A naked Asuna completely without a leaf
And she yelped and she bashed and Kuro-tan flew through the wall.
OW what the hell?!
Well Kuro-pii just yelped and flew
Through a wall or several or perhaps maybe just two.
And Asuna came charging out as mad as could be.
You’re dead!
And finally Kuro-tan fought her sword to sword
I had to stop playing to give him his sword
And when it was over, Asuna stood overhead in glee
That’ll teach ya!
The point and moral of this story
Is that Danishes are trouble, not worth the horey
And perhaps you see that there are things to show
About the Inn named Hinata and all that you see,
And the life of the world around us we be,
That perhaps eating a random Danish is one thing…
… and that one thing might end up being a bashed Kuro-pii.
Damn you manju bun…
Mokona will be performing all week!
(ooc: hey Herc, here's that song I wrote! Hope you enjoy it.)
Mokona gonna tell you a tale
Click to viewOnce upon a time in the early morn,
In the land of Tetha, a Kuro arose
And he yawned and he stretched and he blinked in the morning light
Well, I thought I’d never get up.
And he saw a pastry just sitting right there
With a little bitty sign that said “food right here”
So he gobbled it up without a thought or single note
Hey, pretty good.
And then Primal came and saw to his shock
That Kuro had eaten his Danish without a thought
So he walked right up and said without delay
I’ll bet you thought that was really good
And possibly filled you hunger too
So I suppose you should go and get me one.
Well Kuro-tan shrugged and he walked out the door
To the Matsuda Bakery, and picked up a roll
But then he got pounced by a Guilmon or two.
OW, what the--?!
And Kuro-pii howled and thrashed all about
After Takato managed to haul Guilmon about
And Kuro just sighed and shrugged and paid for the fee.
This better be worth it.
Tromping back to the apartment that day
Was a singing and dancing Vash blocking the way
And he blocked and he posed and he flexed, and Kuro just rolled his eyes
Oh great.
“I’ll bet you wanna step aside,”
Growled Kuro as he tried to get by
But Vash was having none of that you see.
“I’m so sorry” said Vash between breaths
“I just can’t stop dancing or singing,” he said
“But if you’re to wait right there I suppose I can finish up by three.”
Well Kuro knew that he had to get by
So he slammed a fist into Vash’s thigh.
And the gunman howled and yelled like he was stung by a bee.
And Kuro dashed right between the lines
Holding that Danish like it was a life line
And finally, he managed to slip by all three.
I’m not amused.
Well finally, he managed to get there
And Primal was waiting, nose in the air
Kuro handed it over and Primal took a long bearing sniff.
Then Primal smiled, grinned real wide, said
“this Danish is really just fine!”
And then he ate it within a single gulp.
Well Kuro-tan sighed and marched up the stairs
Determined to get the dirt out of his hair
But when he got up, the shower was completely full
So he marched to the springs and there he could see
A naked Asuna completely without a leaf
And she yelped and she bashed and Kuro-tan flew through the wall.
OW what the hell?!
Well Kuro-pii just yelped and flew
Through a wall or several or perhaps maybe just two.
And Asuna came charging out as mad as could be.
You’re dead!
And finally Kuro-tan fought her sword to sword
I had to stop playing to give him his sword
And when it was over, Asuna stood overhead in glee
That’ll teach ya!
The point and moral of this story
Is that Danishes are trouble, not worth the horey
And perhaps you see that there are things to show
About the Inn named Hinata and all that you see,
And the life of the world around us we be,
That perhaps eating a random Danish is one thing…
… and that one thing might end up being a bashed Kuro-pii.
Damn you manju bun…
Mokona will be performing all week!
(ooc: hey Herc, here's that song I wrote! Hope you enjoy it.)