I'm losing my internet soon.....Poor Eric. Anyways, someone needs to swing by. I know no-one reads this anymore, but they should. My number's 451-9588, call before you swing by...

I'm at my dad's. Bored, kinda. Got a lot of presents and even more money. Gotta be off, talk to you later, G thugs

Man, what a boring day. I just sat here and read my new awesome christmas present from Hannah that I got a little early for good behavior. Wink Wink. No....not really. But I'm seriously thinking of losing my virginity to her. I mean, I did have a kid with her and all. Haha. That's funny. The sad thing is, when we kid about shit like that, ( Read more... )

just got back from albertson's. It was nice, we got Kurt a stuffed kitty. We had to get a lint roller though, 'cause all the fur was falling out haha. Now I'm bored. Just sitting around waiting for someone to come by to drop off some flyers we made at key locations asking if anyone needs a roommate. We're probably gonna get so many fucking ( Read more... )

my trip's winding down. We went to an indoor swap meet today, and I checked out a bunch of toys. We went casino hopping yesterday, and I'm fucking beat. But I played some of the little kid games, you know the carnival ones, and we won Kurt a big dolphin, a purple dragon (purple's his favorite color), some reindeers (don't ask me), and a few ( Read more... )

I'm almost done with Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk. No, I didn't have to look at the cover to spell his name. I've looked for his books so much online. It's a fucked up fucked fucked fucking book. And my little sister's reading it. It's weird. I got a new hat. Makes me look like an old hippie guy who paints downtown and talks to himself. You ( Read more... )

I'm here, in vegas. It's nice here. Yeah, I think I'll live here. I hate sacramento so much more now. I just want to kick it in the crotch. Last night I got green and pink cigarettes and saw a tom jones impersonater. Then I took a crap in a casino and made a bunch of old guys gag on their oversized bone-shaped cocktails. I got Hannah a key ( Read more... )

well, the interview went well, he said she does really good work. I'm just sitting around contemplating where to work. Maybe I could be a surgeon. Maybe I could be a racecar driver. Maybe I could develop a cure to lymphoma (pardon my spelling). Or maybe I could just sit around on livejournal and want to smoke a cigarette. Haha. Cigarettes ( Read more... )

well, I'm on welfare and food stamps. Off the hizzle. Kerry lost, big deal, the world's already fucked from bush's 1st term. Kerry probably wouldn't have been able to fix the mistakes, let alone build a better tomorrow.... Gooch master is bummed. Hannah's at a job interview. Body Bazaar on like Auburn and Manzenita. That's kinda out there, ( Read more... )

I voted....Kerry. Not as much fun or awesome or secret agent-y as I once presumed. I went in, sat down, and filled in a very Scantron-esque "test". That's exactly what it felt like. Those tests in high school where everybody files into the gym, takes the test, and then leaves dissatisfied. All these old ladies were there though. They were ( Read more... )