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1. Your complaint:
[ ] Untimely death
[ ] Timely death
[ ] Untimely resurrection/rebirth
[X ] Unexplained transformation of body, including change in gender, age, species.
[ ] Other _____________________________
2. Cause of aforementioned complaint
[ ] Self-inflicted
[X ] Caused by another, known individual
Please enter name of individual here:YOU, you fucker.
(Intentity of complainant will be kept private should legal issues arise)
[ ] Of unknown cause
3. Requested action
[ ] Compensation to the sum of _______ to be paid into ___________(name of account held at Bank of Eru)
[X ] Restoration to former self.
[ ] Resoration but with the following alterations:
[ ] Different colour eyes.
Please enter preferred eye colour__________
If eye colour unavailable, would you accept coloured contact lenses? [ ]Y [ ]N
[ ] Different gender
[ ] Larger breasts
[ ] Longer legs
[ ] Greater tolerance for alcohol
[ ] Improved intelligence*
[ ] To attract/impress more members of opposite sex*
[ ] To attract/impress members of same sex*
[ ] The knowledge that my complaint has been formally recognised is compensation enough for me.
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Please fill out the following section so that we know who is making use of our services and how we may tailor them to suit your needs!
[a]Full Name & Title Curufin Feanorion
[b]Address House of Feanor
__________________
__________________
[c]Next of kin Er. My sons?
[d]Race/Kindred Elf
[e]Length of residence in Aman A while now.
[f]Favourite colour Red. No, BLUE.
[g]Preference:
Good [ X] I think.
Evil [ ]
Eönwë [ ]
[h]Any special skills______________
[i]Average speed of a Winged Nazgûl__________
[j]Height of Mount Túna_____________
[k]Complete the following sentences:
1. Burritos are Tasty.
2. If I ruled Aman for a day, I would Take complete advantage.
3. Elves are The best
4. Mortals are ______________
5. Ainur are ______________
6. Námo is No comment.
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*Please note that the management will not accept responsibility for failure of resultant changes if you have a sucky personality.
1. Your complaint:
[ ] Untimely death
[ ] Timely death
[ ] Untimely resurrection/rebirth
[X ] Unexplained transformation of body, including change in gender, age, species.
[ ] Other _____________________________
2. Cause of aforementioned complaint
[ ] Self-inflicted
[X ] Caused by another, known individual
Please enter name of individual here:YOU, you fucker.
(Intentity of complainant will be kept private should legal issues arise)
[ ] Of unknown cause
3. Requested action
[ ] Compensation to the sum of _______ to be paid into ___________(name of account held at Bank of Eru)
[X ] Restoration to former self.
[ ] Resoration but with the following alterations:
[ ] Different colour eyes.
Please enter preferred eye colour__________
If eye colour unavailable, would you accept coloured contact lenses? [ ]Y [ ]N
[ ] Different gender
[ ] Larger breasts
[ ] Longer legs
[ ] Greater tolerance for alcohol
[ ] Improved intelligence*
[ ] To attract/impress more members of opposite sex*
[ ] To attract/impress members of same sex*
[ ] The knowledge that my complaint has been formally recognised is compensation enough for me.
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Please fill out the following section so that we know who is making use of our services and how we may tailor them to suit your needs!
[a]Full Name & Title Curufin Feanorion
[b]Address House of Feanor
__________________
__________________
[c]Next of kin Er. My sons?
[d]Race/Kindred Elf
[e]Length of residence in Aman A while now.
[f]Favourite colour Red. No, BLUE.
[g]Preference:
Good [ X] I think.
Evil [ ]
Eönwë [ ]
[h]Any special skills______________
[i]Average speed of a Winged Nazgûl__________
[j]Height of Mount Túna_____________
[k]Complete the following sentences:
1. Burritos are Tasty.
2. If I ruled Aman for a day, I would Take complete advantage.
3. Elves are The best
4. Mortals are ______________
5. Ainur are ______________
6. Námo is No comment.
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*Please note that the management will not accept responsibility for failure of resultant changes if you have a sucky personality.