5 times Yabu complains to Shoon about his band members. #80 for the Hey Say JUMP-athon.
Title: 5 times Yabu complains to Shoon about his band members.
#80 for the Hey Say JUMP-athon
Fandoms: HSJ
Rating: NC-17 for sexual innuendos and language
I
Yabu was curled up on the couch again with Shoon
Shoon played with his hair, "So what's it like being the leader of a debuted band"
Yabu sighed, "A nightmare"
Shoon laughed, "It can't be that bad.&
"Oh really how about a Hachibee who sleeps less then half of what he should because he has to help take care of the baby. Takaki doesn"t get a good night's sleep whenever he crashed at Rubi's; their being parents is driving me nuts".
Shoon hugged him, "Are sure it's that bad? It couldn't get much worse"
II
Shoon was trying to study when his phone went off singing Rain Dance loudly; he leapt across the bed to grab it, gasping, "Yabucchii, nande".
Yabu gasped, "I just found out Inoo's trying to get me in more trouble with Johnny".
Shoon frowned, "What did he do that's so horrible".
"He's trying to get his girlfriend Maasa pregnant. I couldn't handle it if I had to hear Johnny ream me again because another one of the guys got their girlfriend pregnant. I got enough of an earful when Johnny caught wind of Tsuki."
Shoon chuckled to himself, "I doubt that can even happen with his health and all"
III.
Shoon was trying to take a nap when an angry Yabu just appeared in his bed
"Where's your damn needle and thread" Yabu complained
Shoon tried to rub the sleep from his eyes, "Nani..."
Yabu glared at the ceiling, "Hachibee's getting a worse poison tongue then Ryo-senpai"
Shoon frowned, "Our Hachibee...but he hates when the teasing gets out of control."
"Yeah well the early fatherhood must have done a number to his mind..."
IV
Shoon was not surprised it was Yabu when a familiar complaining voice came through the phone when he answered it after it began to vibrate between classes, "What did they do now Yabucchii..."
"There's a sex-crazed yamajima who can't keep their hands off one another every five minutes they're being caught making out, feeling each other up or Yamada's giving Yuto a fucking blowjob! It's embarrassing! What if it gets back to Johnny? It will be AKame all over again"
V
Shoon was at Yabu's this time, he was complaining again."
"That Ryutaro how old does he think he is...he just turned 13 and he acts more mature then Takaki. It's crazy."
Shoon sighed, "I've had it; no more talking Princess. There are better things to do with that mouth of yours then complaining," with that, he tackled Yabu over knocking them to the floor.
Yabu whined, "Shoonie..."
Shoon glared at him, "I thought I said no more whining..."
Before Yabu could utter another word, Shoon's tongue was in his mouth and all sorts of complaints about HSJ fled from his mind
Shoon refused to let complaints fill the air again as he proceeded to distract Yabu from the existence of HSJ.
#80 for the Hey Say JUMP-athon
Fandoms: HSJ
Rating: NC-17 for sexual innuendos and language
I
Yabu was curled up on the couch again with Shoon
Shoon played with his hair, "So what's it like being the leader of a debuted band"
Yabu sighed, "A nightmare"
Shoon laughed, "It can't be that bad.&
"Oh really how about a Hachibee who sleeps less then half of what he should because he has to help take care of the baby. Takaki doesn"t get a good night's sleep whenever he crashed at Rubi's; their being parents is driving me nuts".
Shoon hugged him, "Are sure it's that bad? It couldn't get much worse"
II
Shoon was trying to study when his phone went off singing Rain Dance loudly; he leapt across the bed to grab it, gasping, "Yabucchii, nande".
Yabu gasped, "I just found out Inoo's trying to get me in more trouble with Johnny".
Shoon frowned, "What did he do that's so horrible".
"He's trying to get his girlfriend Maasa pregnant. I couldn't handle it if I had to hear Johnny ream me again because another one of the guys got their girlfriend pregnant. I got enough of an earful when Johnny caught wind of Tsuki."
Shoon chuckled to himself, "I doubt that can even happen with his health and all"
III.
Shoon was trying to take a nap when an angry Yabu just appeared in his bed
"Where's your damn needle and thread" Yabu complained
Shoon tried to rub the sleep from his eyes, "Nani..."
Yabu glared at the ceiling, "Hachibee's getting a worse poison tongue then Ryo-senpai"
Shoon frowned, "Our Hachibee...but he hates when the teasing gets out of control."
"Yeah well the early fatherhood must have done a number to his mind..."
IV
Shoon was not surprised it was Yabu when a familiar complaining voice came through the phone when he answered it after it began to vibrate between classes, "What did they do now Yabucchii..."
"There's a sex-crazed yamajima who can't keep their hands off one another every five minutes they're being caught making out, feeling each other up or Yamada's giving Yuto a fucking blowjob! It's embarrassing! What if it gets back to Johnny? It will be AKame all over again"
V
Shoon was at Yabu's this time, he was complaining again."
"That Ryutaro how old does he think he is...he just turned 13 and he acts more mature then Takaki. It's crazy."
Shoon sighed, "I've had it; no more talking Princess. There are better things to do with that mouth of yours then complaining," with that, he tackled Yabu over knocking them to the floor.
Yabu whined, "Shoonie..."
Shoon glared at him, "I thought I said no more whining..."
Before Yabu could utter another word, Shoon's tongue was in his mouth and all sorts of complaints about HSJ fled from his mind
Shoon refused to let complaints fill the air again as he proceeded to distract Yabu from the existence of HSJ.