Title: 5 times Inoo was tempted to write fanfiction + 1 time he did
Fandom: HSJ, HSB
Genre: fluffy, comedy, angst
Notes: for my HSJ-athon. We need more entries. Much apologies. I make fun of my own Fics. I am not a member of JE. A ‘what if Inoo read my fanfiction’ crack fic of sorts…
Inoo has a tendency to voyeur; he learned it from Tegoshi on Ya-Ya-Yah TV. Tesshi is bad choice for a role model for anyone.
He stalks places like Livejournal and fanfiction.net. He likes reading the different pairings. He has a new one every week and he usually has a favorite author.
There is one he isn’t so sure he likes. They know too much about personalities of JE boys. He wonders sometimes if they are someone he knows like Hikaru or Yuto. He scratches Hikaru off the list because there are too many yaoi Hikaru Fics. He does enjoy their Vampire series; he would LOVE to be a powerful vampire lord. Sexy Hikaru who worshipped the ground he walked on would be nice. He wasn’t sure if he liked thinking about Yabu turning him into a vampire.
So this week he is reading all the hikanoo Fics he can find. He though about how fun it might be to write one. If he did well…Hikaru would kill him. Angering Hikaru can be dangerous….
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Inoo finally checked the strange lj again. It had a fic posted for Takaki’s birthday as well as a few comical HSJ drabbles/one-shots. He stared at the Five times Chii gets hit on + one time he returns the favor. This person even got their girlfriends right. Who were they? It might be fun to write a fic about him and his girlfriend. That would be a little too personal and she wouldn’t like it.
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With me….he’d never be able to listen that song again without thinking about that fic. inoochii indeed…he had never considered that as a pairing.
Making Chii be an uke would be a task.
Why had the fic mentioned a former relationship with Kouhei…he missed him why didn’t that bastard call him? He hated second-hand news from Yabu. Had he done something wrong? He wished he knew…
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JUMP CLUB??? Takaki as RENGE? Hikaru and himself as the perverted twins? Chii as HUNNI-SEMPAI? YAMADA AS A GIRL? This person was incredible…the personalities of the characters in Ouran Host club were perfectly suited to the roles she cast them.
Who was this person?
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For love and For blood had a new update…
He was stalking this Livejournal…
Daiki and Shoon as a pairing? That sounded hot. Shoon was so gay but Daiki was straight unless he was drunk and he hadn’t gotten drunk since Takaki’s wedding but no one knew that. Bad things happen when Maru and Koyama sponsor a bachelor party at Ryutaro’s giant house.
He should write that…but he won’t because some things are too personal and sexy. Besides no one was supposed to know Takaki got married. But Koyama and Maru making out is hot….
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Inoo was terribly bored. They were on their way by train it was late from Miyagi to Osaka to prepare for the three concerts there. Everyone else was asleep, they were exhausted from the two concerts today…err yesterday.
He was reading a new series from that infamous lj that had chapters titled after HSJ songs. It was a yamachii fic. He wondered if he could write something that sweat and sometimes naughty.
He began to write…
There were two little boys who grew up to be inseparable friends. They relied on each other through every event in their lives no mater how trivial.
Their names were Inoo Kei and Yabu Kota.
They had a dream…
Yabu had the most beautiful voice in the world and Inoo wanted to write a song that would share that voice with the world. Writing that song became a labor of love…
He never spoke of his love for his friend; one day Inoo fell ill the song still unfinished. He tried to work on it every day.
Yabu was with him every day...he neglected his singing lessons and sang only to cheer Inoo up.
Inoo wanted nothing more then to hear Yabu sing. He never showed Yabu the song.
Yabu walked into Inoo’s room one afternoon, he found a pen on the floor beside the bed. On Inoo’s lap was a music notebook. He saw a smile on Inoo’s face. He reached over to shake him. He was cold to the touch. Yabu’s heart broke and he started to cry. He sunk into a chair with the music book.
In it was the most beautiful song he’d ever read. He could hear the song almost as he read the notes. He began to sing…
That song would cement Yabu’s career as a singer. He never forgot his friend…
One day on the anniversary of Inoo’s death he was kneeling at Inoo’s grave and he heard a familiar voice.
“Did you like it? I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to give it to you myself. I tried to wait for you.”
Yabu turned and say Inoo shimmering in the failing light. He whimpered, “Kei…”
Inoo nodded, “It’s me. I’ve missed you. You’ve done so well…”
Yabu sighed, “I guess…I wouldn’t have without your song.”
Inoo laughed, “It’s hard to write a song that does your voice justice. It was my way of saying I love you.”
Yabu started to cry, “Why didn’t you tell me….I loved you too. We wasted so much time…”
Inoo hugged him, “I told you now. Come with me. It’s time.”
Yabu was confused, “What? How can I go with you…you’re dead.”
Inoo kissed him softly, “So are you. It was your time to go. I’ve missed your voice. I’ve spent the lat few years writing more songs. I hope you like them just as much as the one I left for you.”
Yabu took his hand, “Let’s go home.”
Inoo kissed Yabu’s hair as he felt the older boy’s hair fall on his shoulder, “It’s only a story. I’m not going anywhere.“ he saved the story and curled up in his seat with Yabu.
Maybe writing fanfiction wasn’t so bad….