I don't know why I haven't mentioned this yet, but I've actually already seen the new Star Trek film. Seen it a week ago. Seriously ( Read more... )

Today, I learned that my life has essentially been one giant extemporisation.

And so far, I haven't done too badly.

If you haven't figured it out yet, what I really learned was a new word and thought it was such a cool word, I had to use it in a real sentence.

And now, for a rant.

( My displeasure, cut for YOUR pleasure )

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Oh all-protecting lord, please guide our intellects, so that we may proceed in the right direction towards enlightenment

I'm not being religious, this is a reference to something. Cookie to whoever gets it WITHOUT googling!

Expect this link to die soon, but ( Read more... )

I'm now 22.

This is a bit old, but what the hell. It surprised me.

( Cut for decency's sake. Also NSFW. )

One little compliment can make you feel great. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. Once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind you how great you are.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Best. Site. Ever.

"No. Not now, not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!"
-President Roslin

I don't understand the "eye teeth" bit, but Christ she was scary.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you fail :(