Shit that totes happened today

[kustirider2]

. I just totally found this. ANOTHER PARANOID/CRAZY ASS ANTISOCIAL THING I RELATE TO LOL!
. I saw a House episode earlier that included a pedo, incest AND a hermaphrodite! I'm astonished at how much they cram in.
. I witnessed a pawn shop being robbed. Police cars EVERYWHERE. Then straight after, a fire down the road.
. Woohoo! I actually found a

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[petchy_14]

OMGZ I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'RE A SIZE 0 YOU MUST BE LIEK A MODEL OR SOMETHING CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN PASS YOUR DETAILS TO MY AGENT MAYBE WE CAN DO A PHOTOSHOOT TOGETHER IT WILL BE SO POST-MODERN HIPSTER CRASH ÜBER MAN YOU'LL LOVE IT. I'M GONNA WRITE MY NAME IN A STAR ON MY WRIST NOW. BYE.

What I'd this I don't even

[kustirider2]

OMG LYK YEAH, IM WELL LYK A MODEL IM LIEK THE BEST MODEL EVAR AND OMGAWD ITS AWESOME HOW YOU DID UBER WITH THE GERMAN OR WHATEVER U :D

Lulz. I'm usually a size 8 - 10 and they were American sizes and my mum was tutting at me. Oh yeah, It's my fault? XD

[xbeccyx]

". Watching Unrest now. Fuck, autopsy's give me the fucking creeps.. This is why I can't be a doctor. People being cut open? NO DANKS."

I totally agree. My aunt keeps saying that my cousin and I will be doctors just to tease us. I HATE watching operations. :(