Hilarious Omegle convo
I had so much fun! This kid had no idea what I was talking about.
You: SPOCK!
You: I...I...I..
You: *CRIES*
Stranger: :O? ...
You: I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME :(
You: WITH THAT SCOTTY
Stranger: uhmmm, loool.. ?
You: I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WAS SACRED!
You: I...I.... CANT BELIEVE.. THIS
Stranger: aha uhmm is this some type of way too keep you entertained..?
You: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Stranger: what are you talking about ...
You: MY SPOCKY-WOCKY!
Stranger: uhmm.. nooo,
You: YOU'RE NOT SPOCK..?
Stranger: noooo...
You: Oh. Sorry for the confusion
Stranger: lmfaooo.. uhmm its kay ..?
You: I thought this site took me to him
Stranger: im pretty shure the whole concept of "stranger" means you donnntt knoo them :P
You: Yeah true
You: But you've gotta be on my ship
You: IS THIS ENSIGN RICKY?!
Stranger: what do you mean ..? nd nooope.
You: I can't seriously believe my own crew would do this to me :(
You: AHA! YOU MUST BE SULU
Stranger: im nobody you or your friends would knoo... soo ? aha ... u seem a bit i dunnoo, drunk ? looool.
You: No, I only allow synthahol on my ship!
Stranger: well uhmm.. im confuseeed soo..
You: I LOVE YOU SPOCKY!!
You: Hey wait
You: Do you have Chekovs number>
Stranger: i dont knoo who your talking about ....
You: Yes, you do!
You: Dont lie to me!
Stranger: im just a 15 yr old girl...
You: Okay then, could you get me House's number plz?
Stranger: whoo..?
You: HOUSE!
Stranger: whoos house !?!?!
You: SHEESH
You: Greg?!
Stranger: how am i supose too knoo who tht is ?
You: You're telling me you don't know who Greg House is?
You: You're seriously missing out
Stranger: yeah im seriously telling you tht...
You: Whaa?
You: How can you not know?
Stranger: i unnnoo ? who is it ?
You: Google him
Stranger: why would i wanna google someone?
You: Because He's sexy kay
You: Oh instead get me Wheffs on the phone
Stranger: i knoo who youre talking about noow nd tht guy is ollldd... if your talking about the actor dude.. nd i dunooo who your tlking about !!?!?!?!
You: Duh, He's not an actor, He's a character. Wheffs is fuckin a, how can you NOT know him!!
Stranger: bcuzz i just donnnt!!!
You: Oh my god!
You: You are SO missing out!
Stranger: its my god too
Stranger: :) nd not realle
You: No, I own god :)
Stranger: i am god.
Stranger: ha
You: I'm God's bitch
You: AHA
You: So how come you don't know Kirk, Spock, house or wheffs?
Stranger: uhmm why would i knoo any of them ? ...
You: BECAUSE!
Stranger: ...
You: BECAUSE THEYRE ALL AWESOME
You: You seriously saying you dont know who Spock is?!
Stranger: seriouslllyy... what is he ?
You: He's your mom
You: FFS google spock
You: You'll recognise him
Stranger: uhmm, naahh.. nd ughhhh.
Stranger: ouu ewww.
You: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE SPEAKIN THAT WAY ABOUT MY HONEY SPOCK
Stranger: nooo mam..
Stranger: just his ears
You: HIS EARS DO WONDERS YANNO
Stranger: yeahh soo do my tits you dont see me getting credit for tht now do you.. hahaha
You: WOW. I DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT
You: I ONLY LIEK POINTY EARS KAY
Stranger: yeahh well soo do i .. i was just saying, nd ew.
Stranger: not my thing
You: WHY NOT?
You: ALSO HOUSE IS FUCKING SEXY I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT :'(
Stranger: i dont liek elves nd ppl with pointy ears look liek elves
You: AND HOUSE HAS NEITHER
Stranger: why are you going on about this ?
You: BECAUSE
You: DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
Stranger: uhmm maybe ...?
You: Go on then
Stranger: ouu welli have nothing...
You: WELL THEN LETS CARRY ON TALKING ABOUT SPOCKS COCK
Stranger: is it as big as his ego xD
You: I HOPE SO
You: I DONT GET TO SEE IT
Stranger: haha i dont think yurr supose too.. how old r u anyway?
You: WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW?
Stranger: well sorry, i dont need too knoo i was just curious.
You: About what? My dick size?
Stranger: uhmmm.....?????? i said i was curious about your age ..
You: No, but thats what your really getting at right?
Stranger: uhmm nooo ..?
You: Just by chance, is your name Jessi?
Stranger: aha nooppe.
You: GOOD
Stranger: okaaay ?
You: Yep, Jessi is a baaad name right now
Stranger: whys this ?
Then I left and went to bed, whilst LMFAO.
You: SPOCK!
You: I...I...I..
You: *CRIES*
Stranger: :O? ...
You: I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME :(
You: WITH THAT SCOTTY
Stranger: uhmmm, loool.. ?
You: I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WAS SACRED!
You: I...I.... CANT BELIEVE.. THIS
Stranger: aha uhmm is this some type of way too keep you entertained..?
You: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Stranger: what are you talking about ...
You: MY SPOCKY-WOCKY!
Stranger: uhmm.. nooo,
You: YOU'RE NOT SPOCK..?
Stranger: noooo...
You: Oh. Sorry for the confusion
Stranger: lmfaooo.. uhmm its kay ..?
You: I thought this site took me to him
Stranger: im pretty shure the whole concept of "stranger" means you donnntt knoo them :P
You: Yeah true
You: But you've gotta be on my ship
You: IS THIS ENSIGN RICKY?!
Stranger: what do you mean ..? nd nooope.
You: I can't seriously believe my own crew would do this to me :(
You: AHA! YOU MUST BE SULU
Stranger: im nobody you or your friends would knoo... soo ? aha ... u seem a bit i dunnoo, drunk ? looool.
You: No, I only allow synthahol on my ship!
Stranger: well uhmm.. im confuseeed soo..
You: I LOVE YOU SPOCKY!!
You: Hey wait
You: Do you have Chekovs number>
Stranger: i dont knoo who your talking about ....
You: Yes, you do!
You: Dont lie to me!
Stranger: im just a 15 yr old girl...
You: Okay then, could you get me House's number plz?
Stranger: whoo..?
You: HOUSE!
Stranger: whoos house !?!?!
You: SHEESH
You: Greg?!
Stranger: how am i supose too knoo who tht is ?
You: You're telling me you don't know who Greg House is?
You: You're seriously missing out
Stranger: yeah im seriously telling you tht...
You: Whaa?
You: How can you not know?
Stranger: i unnnoo ? who is it ?
You: Google him
Stranger: why would i wanna google someone?
You: Because He's sexy kay
You: Oh instead get me Wheffs on the phone
Stranger: i knoo who youre talking about noow nd tht guy is ollldd... if your talking about the actor dude.. nd i dunooo who your tlking about !!?!?!?!
You: Duh, He's not an actor, He's a character. Wheffs is fuckin a, how can you NOT know him!!
Stranger: bcuzz i just donnnt!!!
You: Oh my god!
You: You are SO missing out!
Stranger: its my god too
Stranger: :) nd not realle
You: No, I own god :)
Stranger: i am god.
Stranger: ha
You: I'm God's bitch
You: AHA
You: So how come you don't know Kirk, Spock, house or wheffs?
Stranger: uhmm why would i knoo any of them ? ...
You: BECAUSE!
Stranger: ...
You: BECAUSE THEYRE ALL AWESOME
You: You seriously saying you dont know who Spock is?!
Stranger: seriouslllyy... what is he ?
You: He's your mom
You: FFS google spock
You: You'll recognise him
Stranger: uhmm, naahh.. nd ughhhh.
Stranger: ouu ewww.
You: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE SPEAKIN THAT WAY ABOUT MY HONEY SPOCK
Stranger: nooo mam..
Stranger: just his ears
You: HIS EARS DO WONDERS YANNO
Stranger: yeahh soo do my tits you dont see me getting credit for tht now do you.. hahaha
You: WOW. I DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT
You: I ONLY LIEK POINTY EARS KAY
Stranger: yeahh well soo do i .. i was just saying, nd ew.
Stranger: not my thing
You: WHY NOT?
You: ALSO HOUSE IS FUCKING SEXY I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT :'(
Stranger: i dont liek elves nd ppl with pointy ears look liek elves
You: AND HOUSE HAS NEITHER
Stranger: why are you going on about this ?
You: BECAUSE
You: DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
Stranger: uhmm maybe ...?
You: Go on then
Stranger: ouu welli have nothing...
You: WELL THEN LETS CARRY ON TALKING ABOUT SPOCKS COCK
Stranger: is it as big as his ego xD
You: I HOPE SO
You: I DONT GET TO SEE IT
Stranger: haha i dont think yurr supose too.. how old r u anyway?
You: WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW?
Stranger: well sorry, i dont need too knoo i was just curious.
You: About what? My dick size?
Stranger: uhmmm.....?????? i said i was curious about your age ..
You: No, but thats what your really getting at right?
Stranger: uhmm nooo ..?
You: Just by chance, is your name Jessi?
Stranger: aha nooppe.
You: GOOD
Stranger: okaaay ?
You: Yep, Jessi is a baaad name right now
Stranger: whys this ?
Then I left and went to bed, whilst LMFAO.