me: calm down. think "wat would jesus do?"
lambert: he'd beat the shit outta the guy. i mean, wat would jesus do if some guy hit on mary magdalene?
me: well, mary magdalene was a whore....

i carried a cute turtle pinata (named SQUIRT!) around school 2day. then handed him off 2 angela & sarah. ppl thought we were weird, but w/e. he was the cutest thing ( Read more... )

friday:
*NO SCHOOl!
*went 2 madonna day. Texas & i decided that stuco members should get veritas gold stoles (or however u spell that)! how cool woudl that be?
*watched I <3 Huckabees & decided it was horrible. i didn't understand it @ all. it was if i was watching something in Greek. so i stopped watching it in the middle. i thought ryan had said i ( Read more... )

marqui, enegeh, & i wanted 2 go off campus 4 lunch, so we went 2 sj 2 look 4 guys who could drive us. 2 bad that it was already like 12:00 so they had already left with rae, rachael, & tia 4 tia's bday. so we just decided 2 walk around saa, sorta like a mini road trip, minus the road & trip. lol engeh decided that the only reason she love me is b/c ( Read more... )

i am screwed for when i get older.... bad eyes... & bad ears....

me: there's ur lancer
mel: that says maxima!

me: i don't think i need this light anymore
mel: u might
me: it's the headlight that i put on every morning
mel: i said might not wat light

mel: michelle fishher..is she the mean one?
me: no stupid! maria todd is the main one. we listen 2 her ( Read more... )

here's how prom went....
*my hairdresser did my hair the same way she did her daughter's hair 4 halloween (note: her daughter was a SPIDER 4 halloween). that kinda freaked me out. lol i'm goign 2 PROM w/ the same hairstyle ur daughter had 4 haloween
*ryan & i met up w/ jen @ the galleria. her mom told us 2 park @ the parking garage 4 westin hotel but ( Read more... )

angela: (talking about our precal hwk frm last night) it was sooo fun!
me: ur crazy
angela: i rly enjoyed myself!
me: ur reputation just went frm up here to way way way down there
angela: it was like a dream come true! i like prolonged it b/c i was having so much fun!
me: u just keep digging urself deeper & deeper!
angela:  i think imma tell ms. stepp ( Read more... )

Tom: wat's the name of that rich guy in The Great Gatsby
Me: u mean Gatsby?
Tom: oh ya!

funniest thing 2day:
*so sj had court day yesterday & in chem class 2day, abrams was talking to madson about how they didn't have 2 go 2 court day since they took the chem ap exam. & he starts looking around the room, realizing that no one in our class went 2 court ( Read more... )

peter: (talking about the ap chem exam)  u shoulda tied me onto a chair & made me study
me: that's kinda kinky...

our proctor was slutty 4 a teacher. but i did LOVE her shoes! like, it's a good thing she came in when i was already done or else i woulda never finished the test since her shoes were so incredibly distracting

ap chem exam was easy :)

i ( Read more... )

stupid comments of the day:
*ryan: i didn't think u'd wanna b a gynecologist b/c they examine dinosaurs.
  wat the heck? lol! i know ur a guy & all, but still... every1 should know wat a gynecologist is!!!!!!
*ryan: birth control pills r vitamins so why can't u take them?
*teacher: don't mess with fire cuz u will get burned
  jake: r they talking about ( Read more... )

I made a Quiz for you! http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz_IM.php?quizname=050508001806-250551 if u get below a 60, i'm no longer ur friend... jp

my dad wanted me 2 go 2 a resale shop 2 get my prom dress & i was willing to go, but it ( Read more... )