She's actually doing fine. The wounds all turned out to be superficial, which you probably already know can actually bleed MORE than serious wounds.
Her biggest concern right now is going out in public, because she's scared people will think my (105-pound) grandpa beat her! She said, "People will take one look at me and think that little turkey beat me, and then he'll get his ass beat by some punk!"
Her biggest concern right now is going out in public, because she's scared people will think my (105-pound) grandpa beat her! She said, "People will take one look at me and think that little turkey beat me, and then he'll get his ass beat by some punk!"
ROTFL!
That reminds me of few years ago, this woman I knew online was heavily pregnant & had had such bad morning sickness the whole pregnancy that she had actually broken the blood vessels in her eye(s?) from throwing up so bad. She hated going out in public with her husband because everyone was always glaring at him & shooting him dirty looks assuming he'd beaten her, when really he'd been nothing but awesome!
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It sounds like a wonderful day, despite the cake mishap AND you mistaking Bam's brother for your new husband! :)
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Her biggest concern right now is going out in public, because she's scared people will think my (105-pound) grandpa beat her! She said, "People will take one look at me and think that little turkey beat me, and then he'll get his ass beat by some punk!"
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ROTFL!
That reminds me of few years ago, this woman I knew online was heavily pregnant & had had such bad morning sickness the whole pregnancy that she had actually broken the blood vessels in her eye(s?) from throwing up so bad. She hated going out in public with her husband because everyone was always glaring at him & shooting him dirty looks assuming he'd beaten her, when really he'd been nothing but awesome!
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What a wonderful day! I'm so proud of you for rolling with the proverbial punches. Crises averted - and I'm so glad your grandmother is okay!
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There is nothing you can do but laugh when stuff starts to go wrong! ;)
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