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While I was trying to procrastinate (and apparently succeeding) I found prillalar.com/drabbles/, on which you can create drabbles without much thought :D sooo I thought I'd have some fun completely ruining some awesome pairings with unfitting adjectives (because adjectives never seem to work properly on generators)
Miserably Tripping
Cloud tripped along nervously. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zack, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a raccoon hopping along, carrying a hammock in its mouth.
Cloud was almost on the aeroplane when he came across a pretty cake, lying alone on a lovely plate. "That must be a treat from my beloved bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked useful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most charming tingling sensation in his hand. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zack.
When Zack came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Cloud cried darkly.
"Your lung! And your foot!" Zack said. "They're calm! Can't you feel it?"
Cloud felt his lung and his foot. They were indeed quite calm. "Oh, no!" Cloud said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that pretty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zack said. "I got you a cat. It must have been that smelly man who lives nearby. He acts a little retarded, ever since he ran a shop."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Cloud sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zack said sexily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your lung is really beautiful like that."
"Really?" Cloud dried her tears. Cloud kissed Zack and it was an entirely ugly sensation, like a virgin, touched for the very first time.
They spent the night having entirely ugly sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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and for good measure, have a Mao/Kiyoharu one as well:
Cool Love
Mao finished packing. Ever since Kiyoharu, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Mao had been nice.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was pretty. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on an aeroplane to become a beautiful cat.
Just then, there was a giant knock at the door. Mao opened it and stood there cutely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his lip.
When Mao came to, Kiyoharu was holding his leg and looking odd. "My love," Kiyoharu said adoringly, "I'm sorry for the unusual shock. I've been shipwrecked on a colourful island for the last ten years, living like a rainbow that was all colourful and shit. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my finger in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Mao could hardly believe his Kiyoharu had returned. "I will always love you, finger or no finger. Besides, you can cover it up with a pineapple."
They embraced happily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was blue.
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if nothing else, these will cheer me up next time I'm not feeling so awesome.
Miserably Tripping
Cloud tripped along nervously. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zack, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a raccoon hopping along, carrying a hammock in its mouth.
Cloud was almost on the aeroplane when he came across a pretty cake, lying alone on a lovely plate. "That must be a treat from my beloved bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked useful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most charming tingling sensation in his hand. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zack.
When Zack came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Cloud cried darkly.
"Your lung! And your foot!" Zack said. "They're calm! Can't you feel it?"
Cloud felt his lung and his foot. They were indeed quite calm. "Oh, no!" Cloud said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that pretty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zack said. "I got you a cat. It must have been that smelly man who lives nearby. He acts a little retarded, ever since he ran a shop."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Cloud sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zack said sexily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your lung is really beautiful like that."
"Really?" Cloud dried her tears. Cloud kissed Zack and it was an entirely ugly sensation, like a virgin, touched for the very first time.
They spent the night having entirely ugly sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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and for good measure, have a Mao/Kiyoharu one as well:
Cool Love
Mao finished packing. Ever since Kiyoharu, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Mao had been nice.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was pretty. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on an aeroplane to become a beautiful cat.
Just then, there was a giant knock at the door. Mao opened it and stood there cutely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his lip.
When Mao came to, Kiyoharu was holding his leg and looking odd. "My love," Kiyoharu said adoringly, "I'm sorry for the unusual shock. I've been shipwrecked on a colourful island for the last ten years, living like a rainbow that was all colourful and shit. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my finger in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Mao could hardly believe his Kiyoharu had returned. "I will always love you, finger or no finger. Besides, you can cover it up with a pineapple."
They embraced happily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was blue.
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if nothing else, these will cheer me up next time I'm not feeling so awesome.