alaska can come, too

[kweenospaydz]

So...how do i love jessica..let me count the ways... "So, um...is there anybody in this room who HASNT crapped in the last 10 minutes....anyone?? c'mon if you havent crapped raise your hands....and if you have...wash them..." -susan at steak n shake with jessica when everyone in the place had some bathroom conspiracy...and some guy used the girls

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one who rocks pink

[anonymous]

'traveling at the speed of light in the danger of 11 sharks'
AHAHAHAHA

[xlike_a_vacuumx]

HOW MUCH DANGER DO YA HAVE????

<3.

[kweenospaydz]

im so glad this story is becoming so widely known...
my brother...was a crack up..
now he's a crack head
just kidding thats my job
just kidding again thats...
other peoples job...

Florida sounded nice when you planned it with me too...

[jessimaka]

I'm glad that those things that you (everyone) deem most important in your life are soon looked upon as a bad trend...such as friends who would have given their own life for you...

oucha

[kweenospaydz]

i dont know why youre being bitter and facetious to me...
or so incredibly vague...
but you know you were my best friend for a very long time
and ill never not feel connected to you somehow
but unfortunately i have a chronologically assosiative memory and being at the place you now call home doesnt make me feel comfortable...
old habbits die hard
it doesnt mean im trying to kill you with it
and even if i did ask you to fl. with me now
you know you'd never leave joe for that long