In a little over a month, I will be turning 20. 20? What's that? apparently it's an age after 19, indicating the end of your teenage years. i'm not too familiar with it but supposedly there is a whole decade of your 20's, such as 23, 25, and so on in that fashion. Anyway, i'm a tad concerned about my impending birthday seeing as how i am in no ( Read more... )

I just finished eating an entire bag of "movie popcorn" which roughly translates to a couple of popcorn kernels drenched in approximately 5 pounds of butter. I could literally feel the oils clogging up my arteries, and let me tell you, it doesn't feel too hot ( Read more... )

I demand that everyone refer to money, or any currency, as "fun tickets" from now on ( Read more... )

It's been a month into summer and seeing as how my unemployment status has remained unchanged, I decided to employ the help of a third party. Yes, I'm applying for temp work. So this past week I've been looking up the names of various temp agencies online, and today i ran across a business named "Job Discovery". Well, I would like to discover a ( Read more... )

It's summer break, finals kicked my ass, I don't have a job, you know the drill ( Read more... )

Not to alarm anyone, but there are two versions of myself running around the place. One is "normal" Debie, she eat, she smiles, she goes to the bathroom. the other, the more evil of the two, is "sleepy" Debie. now of those out there who have encountered the sleepy form of myself, let me take this time to apologize for any hurt feelings or ( Read more... )

Not many people know of the place my roommates and I went to this past saturday. Hidden within the mountains of the Shenandoah Valley, it is representative of the good, clean fun that is so hard to find amidst the violent, sexual entertainment that surrounds us today. this diamond in the rough i speak of, is of course, Dinosaur Land! Just an ( Read more... )

So my spring break ends when everyone else's begins. It was uneventful, as usual. the most exciting point was when i took a trip to the optometrist, which i think says a lot ( Read more... )

Hi all. I figured i should probably update this thing before people think i've retreated into some cave never to come out again. ok i don't know what that's supposed to mean ( Read more... )

Pick a band and answer the questions with song titles:

Jason Mraz

1. Are you female or male?
little spanish lady

2. Describe yourself:
not so usual

3. How do some people feel about you?
sleep all day

4. Describe your main interest:
sleeping to dream

5. How do you feel about yourself?
too much food

6. Where would you rather be?
halfway ( Read more... )