My life is one of misery and woe.  My job leaves me with little to no free time, thanks to its tyrannical demands on my very soul.  I spend nights alone, wondering where the world is going without me.  The only thing keeping me going is my work for Assassinswhich I tried out for and was cast in two weeks ago, as John ( Read more... )

Smoked Pot? Nope
Kissed Someone? Can you believe it?
Had Sex? No
Did a Cartwheel? years ago, when I was a lithe and flexible youth
Kissed in the rain? no
Had a pedicure? I wish!
Played tennis? Yep
Swam in a thunderstorm? Yes
Drank strawberry milk? Yeah, it's gross
Been to California? Yea
been to florida? No
Been out of the country? No
Climbed a tree? Yeah, ( Read more... )

Well, hey!  How y'all doin?  I'm... huh... simply fantastic.  The most... wonderful thing has happened.  I don't know if any of you have heard... no.  I think I'll keep this a secret, if I can.  This will go with me to the grave.

Work went pretty well this week.  Well, as "well" as you can get when you work with your own stepmother who doesn't ( Read more... )

Written last night on Myspace-----

This is my first new blog entry in this myspace dealy.  I haven't written in this or my livejournal in about a week, so I've got plenty to talk about............. no, that's a damnable lie.  I don't do anything and you all know it.

Mike Beede is in Europe, having damn good times.

Jen and David went to Nebraska... ( Read more... )

This week was a blast!  Kinda like a big ol' bowl of sweet candies wrapped in hundred dollar bills.  Rather than... say, waking up on Christmas morning and smelling poo, realizing that someone has taken a dump in your house, and reaching into your stocking, only to pull out a hand caked in feces... yet a hand that is also clutching a hundred dollar ( Read more... )

And I will be the one,
To hold Larry Csonka down,
Kiss him so hard,
I'll take Larry Csonka's breath away...

Well, friends, this is it.  The polls are in, surveys tabulated, numbers checked and double-checked, and it seems that Evil holds sway.  The powers that be have pushed me into the realm of... dare I speak it's name on these hallowed grounds?  ( Read more... )

Well, hey!  It's Friday morning, and I'm currently at work.  I'm taking advantage of the fact that my stepmother has given me a ridiculously easy task to accomplish in a nice office with a computer with speedy internet access, and then fled to a meeting where she won't bother me.  I get to check the internets while burning patient information to ( Read more... )

It's seems as though nothing happens when you turn nineteen.  I mean, it's not everyday that one turns nineteen... but it just seems like it.  I had a horrible day at work, made worse by the fact that my phone rang silently and continuously in my pocket without my ability to answer it.  Then I had to wait for the rest of my family to get done with ( Read more... )

It's five to nine.  Do you know where your children are?  No?  Then shame on you.

I just got some gifts from my mom and stepdad.  Not a bad set, here.  I got a CD player for my car and some sweet speakers to go with it, as well as Volume 4 of the MST3K DVD Collections, which, if you remember my list, was the one I wanted the most.  So far, I haven' ( Read more... )

How y'all doin!?  Haven't updated in a while, but that's because my life is a hollow shell!  I spent all this week working, and the way this week worked is basically how my summer will go: I work Monday through Friday from 9 to 3:30 down at "Nephrology and Endocrine Associates," doing one thing: filing loose paperwork.  You should have seen my ( Read more... )