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NsinnN: you know there was a pig at work?
NsinnN: followed me until the highway
Kydaimon: tonight?
Kydaimon: he wasnt around when i left
NsinnN: i am sure they're fucking following me
Kydaimon: i dunno man, that'd be fucked up
NsinnN: i've seen stranger things
Kydaimon: same here
NsinnN: it's just that i didn't do anything wrong and they know i will flip out
Kydaimon: like this one time, this guy cut me off in one of those lanes that ends and i got pissed off so i passed him and then started brakechecking him and shit right? fucking guy lost it, he pulled up next to us two lanes over and he's leaning out the window yelling and screaming at us, i mean from two lanes away you could see the spit flying out of his mouth and he was giving us the finger and shit
Kydaimon: it was fucked up
NsinnN: hahaha
Kydaimon: you wouldnt believe the amount of people that try to get me to follow them somewhere so they can kick my ass
Kydaimon: i mean, what the fuck are these people thinking? do they really think im going to go out of my way so they can kick my ass?
Kydaimon: shut the hell up and drive
NsinnN: no kidding
Kydaimon: im switching to harry potter because its actually less gay than ghosts on mars
NsinnN: hahahaha
NsinnN: true dat
Kydaimon: fuck man i havent shaved in forever
Kydaimon: im dying here
Kydaimon: http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/itsaparenttrap.jpg
NsinnN: man man you sure we shouldn't get the pigs on those yeti sightings?
Kydaimon: haha you gonna dime me out to relieve the pressure on you son?
NsinnN: gotta do what i gotta dooooo seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kydaimon: haha
Kydaimon: cold
NsinnN: haha
Kydaimon: my whiteness will have me cleared of all yeti charges within the hour
Kydaimon: i can handle the drunk tank for that long
NsinnN: hahahaha
NsinnN: on the floor
NsinnN: you better get on that
Kydaimon: dont worry
Kydaimon: one bottle down
Kydaimon: and for some reason the rest of the ones on the wall arent focusing very well