My big toe is fucked.

I am such a slacker ( Read more... )

God bless Halloween. I think the Walker Texas Ranger lever was a success. I got pulled numerous times throughout the night. I was also called Slim Jim, tampon, french fry covered in ketchup and crayon. Some people were encouraging me to dance at one point through the chants of "go tampon, go tampon, go tampon." I told my mom about this the next day ( Read more... )

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It's been a long time since I've updated. I've been too busy this semester with school. Woe is me. I also don't have internet. However, I do have a pretty iBook sitting on my desk waiting for an airport card to be placed in it. So I'm at Kendall's computer now. If I ever use her computer it's just to check email, but tonight I'm extremely bored. ( Read more... )

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Angry journal time, in military time ( Read more... )

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FRANCISTOWN, BOTSWANA-Officials and volunteers from the U.S.-based AIDS Awareness Organization began an aggressive campaign Monday to inform the citizens of Botswana that they are afflicted with AIDS, and explain how the sexually transmitted disease will eventually kill them ( Read more... )

I'm having writer's block. It's almost as bad as it was my senior year of high school when I was trying to write my Letter to the Editor for my senior portfolio. I ended up just writing the letter about how it was due in a hour and how I had writer's block, and how I procrastinated too much. I pretty much just called myself out for being a bad ( Read more... )