I blame Kin.

[kyi_moonfeather]

You: A wild Del appears!
Stranger: trainer uses ultraball
You: The ball shakes... once.. twice... and escapes!
You have disconnected.

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: From?
Stranger: are you stupid?
Stranger: i already asked you
You: You don't have to be so meannn.
You: Gosh. :c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and I was like: wut.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: I'm definitely not a moose, so I guess f, fox. Or something.
You: Is this a multiple choice test?
Stranger: yes, u passed
You: Oh, that rocks.
Stranger: u win me :)
You: Oh.
You: No thanks.
Stranger: oh
You have disconnected.

Stranger: i am a Penis, ask me anything!
You: Why are you a penis?
You: What's it like living life as a penis?
Stranger: because i was made this way
You: How do you walk?
You: Do you, a penis, have a penis?
Stranger: no, i am a penis so i dont have my own
Stranger: i dont walk
Stranger: i hang on for the rid
You: Oh, just lay there.
You: All limp.
Stranger: hard sometimes
You: I doubt that.
Stranger: : /
You: c:
Stranger: usually people donno what to say when i start a convo with the "I am a penis" thing
You: I bet. You must be proud.
Stranger: some days
Stranger: its more interesting than "hi"
You: Some nights, in the life of a samurai? A samurai? A samurai?
Stranger: "how are you"
You: I suppose it is. But it is incredibly off-putting, of course.
Stranger: A wild Abra apears....
Stranger: appears...*
You: And then teleports away, the damned thing.
Stranger: ownd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--> He got totally owned on that one, if you ask me.

Stranger: yo
You: yoyo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WHAT? WHAT? YOYO!

Stranger: hey asl
You: Hi!
You: What does that mean!
Stranger: age.sex.location
You: Oh! 13! Female! I shouldn't reveal that last part!
Stranger: whats wrong with the last part
You: Oh, it could be too scary if you knew.
Stranger: whys that
You: Because you could be a creepy internet stalker.
Stranger: nah
You: But if you really are a creepy internet stalker, then you'd say that!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think he was.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: penis penis penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: IMCHEEEEEEEANZIIIILYTTLEBOIYZ
You: WHAT
Stranger: KIMCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: IMCGHEEEEEE
You: I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY
Stranger: 93493939993IOu(*%&*(!!@~()eoljfsl
You: THAT'S JUST RUDE
You: HOW DARE YOU SIR
Stranger: I <3 LITTLY OYSZZZZ
Stranger: NAZIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: HAIL BITERRRER
You: YOUR FACE IS BITTER
Stranger: <#33333333333333
Stranger: REDHEADED BOLIYYSZ
You: I AM NEITHER
Stranger: TEZYOURAREEEE
You: uh yeah no.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi 18 m
You: hi 85 f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That worked better than 13.

Stranger: im a 67 year old granny
You: OH MY GOSH I'M AN 85 YEAR OLD GRANNY
You: and soebody just disconected with me because of it
Stranger: OMG :D
Stranger: twins
You: OMG I KNOW RITE
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Rude that they disconected
You: oh yes, quite rude
Stranger: they just dont understand how cool grannys are
You: srsly

Okay, stopping for now. 8|