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[kylavanderklugt]

Last week, I made a fast friend. He's so smooth and cool, but his touch is warm and tingling. When I'm with him it's as if my pain disappears.

His name is Topical Analgesic. I think this is the blossoming of a long relationship.

Comments

[bugs_is_icky]

I should get some of that shit for my knees!

--Old Man Britt

[kylavanderklugt]

We're a couple of old cripples! Though I think getting hit by a car makes for a more impressive story.

[yfrontninja]

I feel like this is a good idea. My joints is telling me storms a' brewin'.

--Old Baba Bochon

[kylavanderklugt]

But if we give you analgesic we can't use you to forecast the weather anymore!

[craqued]

I think you need some bionic bone-replacements hmm?

[kylavanderklugt]

Haha yesss! I will be indestructible!