I figured out the meaning of life and then when i woke up, i forgot it.

But it was a fucking journey to figure it out.

I've got my priorities all mixed up.

Fuck me, please.

What if livejournal was called, livediary??

For those of you who were concerned...

I don't have Testicle cancer.

I got it checked out today.

It tickled so bad hahhaha

I wish there were only 49 states haha

Dylan's house is so good to me.

I Finally met my arch rival today. He is overated. Not cute or fun. Die ( Read more... )

What i need is for something really really big to happen soon.

FUCK THE POLICE!!!!

It's such a beautiful day for a beach cruiser

I wish i owned one.

Someday soon i will.

I will ride my beach cruiser all day and listen to modest mouse.

Mark my words.

I swear to god something is missing.

I'm just not exactly sure what it is.

goddamn