sucking me dry

[kylec]

I got bled to death by a friggin mosquito last night. I have this problem in my apartment where like 1 mosquito will get in, and lay eggs or something in standing water (my turtle tank, dishes in the sink, the tub? I dunno) and then I'll be trying to sleep (lots of flesh exposed) and the gdmfsob will start biting me. Like you'd think she'd maybe

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[stifled]

Haha, last Saturday I got bit half to death around my ankles by mosquitos. Today was the first day where the wounds weren't purple. Nasty shit.

[kylec]

You're on a roll lately, first your toes fall off, then your ankles turn purple. You sure you aren't a zombie?

[stifled]

Actually, that all happened on the same day.

I figure that by the end of September, I will be a cripple at least.

Survival...slvfx

[anonymous]

They are making the aircraft carriers bigger these days for large bugs to land on. They also are having a problem with the bugs getting into the nuclear reactor which gives them extended biting ranges...They call them Kyle bugs. Very devastating. Only members of the King Shit clan can take them down. Say good things to mojo and just maybe she will throw herself in front of you to protect you from the Big Bite. Yeah right, Next thing you can do is buy a shooer and shoo it to Pams side of things. Good Night my friend!

[anonymous]

maybe you have bedbugs. there has been infestation problems in NYC lately. i'm not making this up.