okokokokokok Here we go again. It is so easy to overlook the good things in your life, so I'm going to complain ( Read more... )

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Well, as nice as our bathrooms are, writhing on them like a fucking junkie isn't doing it for me. Every evening for the last week? The Kyle Murray weight loss program. The blood that came up today was sort of reassuring, but now my mouth has the perma-taste of alkali. I am still highly functional and actually look better than I've looked in a long ( Read more... )

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I am Kyle Murray: kick the can game at the cemetary at 10 ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a really good day, but got overly surreal towards the end. In conclusion: The world revolves around me and I can't even help it. Maybe it is just God being conciliatory. Only idiots mean it when they say it. Thanks, but no, Thanks. HA!!!

Yesterday Adric came over and told me the funniest story ever. It involves jerking off and binoculars. We ate bagels and made tentative plans to get together later in the week to get drunk and listen to rap music. I was sitting around bored after he left and Nicole called me up because she was in Concord and wanted to meet up for coffee. I met up ( Read more... )

Ok, so Spring Break 2006 is totally disappointing. I've done nothing all day. I'm not working this weekend, which is rad. I met up with Matt at Borders, then we went to Aric Gambles where Alysha showed me and Mike her Sim 2 character take a shower. "Look, you can even see her pubes."-Alysha. Matt got there with his friend Kate and We sat around, ( Read more... )

Who wants to do Jello shots from my buttcrack?

It is so unfair that I'm totally stressed about things that so many people would sell their soul to have to deal with. I am the smoking, spitting, whining center of the universe. I am the world's spoiled brat. I'm going to muster up all the character and integrity I have in my 175-pound body and do what is right for me. The whole time everyone will ( Read more... )