In which I question your life choices

[kylezy]

It's been hours now, fandom

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[kylezy]

All that potential. NAKED YOGA LESSONS. FLEXIBLE COLIN.

GET ON IT, FANDOM.

[vinca15]

hours since what?

*dumb face*

[kylezy]

Colin does yoga now.

Dumb face? You mean regular face? SINGE.

[vinca15]

lmao, this guy, dude..I'd punch him so hard he'd land on the moon.

[kylezy]

He's so flexible, he'd Matrix-style dodge all of your punches

[junkshop_disco]

LOL

I'm so tempted to ditch my RPF mini bang idea and write yoga sex fic, but will anyone still want it in May?

[kylezy]

It's you and it's yoga sex fic, so yes. Yes people will.

WAIT, I MEAN NO. NO. You might have to write it now. DAMN. *grabby hands*

[junkshop_disco]

I'm thinking Colin keeps disappearing and coming back blissed out and sweaty, and Bradley thinks he's got a hot new lover and follows him to see who it is, but Colin's going to hot yoga. And at first Bradley watches through the window, trying to catch his eye and make him fall over, but then Colin does the bridge or something and Bradley gets stupidly turned on and starts having all these thoughts and feelings about whether he can get a foot behind his head.

I have a stupid deadline which necessitates me writing 5,000 words today. WHY CAN NONE OF THEM BE YOGA SEX?

*fist shake at the gods*

[lemniciate]

ladfkjlafdhg

I approve so much of this comment omg

[kylezy]

I can only assume everyone is stuck on the mental image of Colin doing downward facing dog. There's no other excuse.

[openmoments]

What? WHat? WHAt? WHAT?! I FEEL LIKE I AM ALWAYS SO FAR BEHIND. -sobs-

Tell meeee and I will see about yoga porn and bendy!Colin and how Bradley will ~put that to use. UNF.

[kylezy]

Colin does yoga. Fangirl minds explode at the notion.

[openmoments]

JFC please tell me that Bradley puts that to good use. PLEASE.