Mission Impossible...pharmacy style :-)

[kylian]

While in the usual 3am stupor at work this morning, and prompted by a contact who shall remain nameless, this agent has determined that it is an injustice for the anxiously awaited top-secret files (aka, the New Harry Potter book) to be kept from the general population (mostly me) until the aforeset date, when this agent has learned from a reliable

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[sarghi]

In other words, you're gonna read it illegally, before it's released.

Good, then that means you can summarize it to me, and I don't need to read it ;)

[kylian]

You're not helping...do I have to remove you from the team?

[sarghi]

If I'm part of the team, do I need to actually read the book, or can I just be devious?

[kylian]

as the known criminal genious of the team, your skills will of course be invaluable regardless of whether or not you choose to partake in the fruits of our labor.

In other words, scheme away O devious one, and you don't HAVE to read it unless you want to... *eyeroll*

[ditribal]

this sooo goes with the pirate quiz. therefore, we should all adopt pirate names.

Karen - Smugglin' Liza Teach (Appropriate, considering the mission at hand)
Keith - Burnin' Pete Smithe (Uh... burnin', eh?)
Diana - Cap'n Alena Cannonbait (ooh, I wonder if I'm related to Cap'n Crunch)

from pirate name generator - http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

[kylian]

hmmm...bait...you could dance and distract my manager?

[ditribal]

that works - especially if i wear a lot of jinglies

[ditribal]

teehee - this one's better - check out my journal it didn't paste right here

[jrdrnr]

Very simple....you should take the security tape of you working from the night before, and the tape from the storage area too, put them in a VCR and have them feed back to the monitors that night. Then, whilst friends with fish distract the people at the front desk you slip into the room with a razor blade and pre-cut strips of packing tape of the same kind as the box. You get in and out in under 2 minutes taking with you exactly one copy of the new book and replacing it with an "accidental" copy of book 5 (IOW, the packers accidentally put in a copy of 5 instead of 6).

[kylian]

very very helpful input there..I think we may be starting to have something...will you be available as team AV-techie type person to help rig thr VCR loop for me?

[jrdrnr]

If I could move my arms through the ether of cyberspace I'd be all set. I could spam e-mail accounts but I think evil-genius-behind-the-scenes is a good title.