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May 30, 2004 23:10



bold = true.

I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friend's car
I have never been to Japan
I have never been to Europe
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never had anal sex
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped
I have never shoplifted
I have never been in a fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parents house
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never pissed on myself
I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never celebrated New Years in Times Square
I have never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
I have never been on a blind date
I have never lied to a friend
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never skipped school
I have never thrown up in public
I have never purposely set a part of myself on fire
I have never cut myself on purpose
I have never eaten sushi
I have never been happy with myself
I have never met a movie star
I have never been naked in front of another person outside my family
I have never had sex on a family member's bed
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