I was just loving my kitty cat up, because I've never left her this long and I realized how much I'll miss her, and as I cooed and kissed her little gray face she just reached up and chomped down on my lower lip. What the hell? I swore I'd never have one of those evil psycho pets. My cat was supposed to be big and lazy and fat and cuddly, not wiry ( Read more... )

Okay, so I voted for Jennifer Hudson. Holla Chi-town.

I should be packing (!) or doing homework, but you know, Behind the Apprentice is on so to hell with homework and packing.

Oh oh oh. Funny old people Easter tale.

My mom is the director of an assisted living place in West DM, for a chain that tends to take people with more dementia than most assisted living places will. Even the ones who aren't bat-shit crazy are old and a little foggy. There's this one tiny little lady, Adeline, who's 94 and looks exactly like the ( Read more... )

Fuck you, Dubya. Fuuuuuck youuuuu. My brother's reserve unit is on alert. I can't think about it, I can't I can't I can't.

Oy. I had a dream last night that would make Freud roll over in his grave. You know it's bad when your dreams embarrass yourself.

I feel sick. Icky and sick. Maybe the kiddy germs are getting to me.

Knitting tomorrow, kids? I'm happy to have it. American Idol and smoothies.

You know what? Nevermind. I'm fucking tired of people's whining and I'm tired of my own.

Fuck. What gets a big obvious black smoky candle stain out of matte latex paint ( Read more... )

It's so delicious outside. My skirt could pass for a belt ( Read more... )

( A story. Enjoy. )