I love when machines talk dirty to me...

[kylos101]

 Amy and I were at Stop and Shop yesterday, we checked out at one of the 'self-service' lanes...

You know how when you ring up produce, if it doesn't have a barcode, you have to select what the item is on the display via the touch screen?

I selected onions.  Then the machine said, 'please move your sweet onions to the belt'!  Ha, I keel meh.

Comments

[blakhakr]

It must be nice to be so easily amused...

I know its been discussed before...

[kylos101]

but that avatar/icon/whatever is pretty fucked up.

and yes, it is nice to be so easily amused...I laugh a lot and as a result have great abs...fatty.

Re: I know its been discussed before...

[deathmatewd]

but it's funny

Re: I know its been discussed before...

[kylos101]

true,true

btw, yours ain't too shabby either.

[pantharos]

I'm dying, that's funny. From now on I'm calling you sweet onions. Maybe just onions.

[knowman]

Is that the slang the kids are using these days?