Comments | kynekh_amagire: OK Stupid

kynekh_amagire

OK Stupid

Feb 09, 2011 18:35

...Wow, y'all weren't kidding.

I've had an OK Cupid profile for a while now, mostly for the quizzes, which are sometimes entertaining. Yesterday I actually filled it out (here, for the terminally curious), mostly out of a combination of snark and boredom, and LO THE NECKBEARDS DID DESCEND ( Read more... )

alligator chow guy, wtf, okcupid, i'm not a nice person

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tyrrlin February 10 2011, 03:09:27 UTC

Good lord, I need you on speeddial to help me with good snappy comebacks to... well, everything! XD

kynekh_amagire February 10 2011, 16:32:38 UTC

I dunno. I've always kind of wanted to be the sort of person who thinks of the snappy comeback hours after the fact, because having it right there on the tip of your tongue when, say, your boss is being an ass makes it THAT MUCH HARDER to, um, not get fired on the spot.

sandelwood February 10 2011, 03:15:13 UTC

God, I'm terrified of the IM features on these sites. Guys are just stupid on them. I had one spend ten minutes trying variations of the "UR teh most beaitufl women I ever seen! I never kidding!" line. All I could think was, "Yeeeaah. You need to get out more. But make a stop at an elementary school first."

kynekh_amagire February 10 2011, 16:38:18 UTC

OKCupid is pretty damn goal-oriented, as a website. I wonder about guys who think "ur hot, wat u do 4 fun" or whatever is going to make a good first impression. At least corpsefairy's form letter collection shows a certain level of misguided initiative.

bloolark February 10 2011, 03:15:53 UTC

You just made me sign up for OKCupid. It's all your fault.

corpsefairy February 10 2011, 04:11:25 UTC

WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A FORM LETTER ( ... )

kynekh_amagire February 10 2011, 16:16:32 UTC

Wow, that's so conspicuously generic, while also being creeptastic and internally contradictory. Doesn't that make you feel special? And full of nuns?

AManNeedsAWife, huh. Bet that's working out well for him so far.

weirgreif February 11 2011, 00:56:34 UTC

So it turned into an inverse mad-lib?

vivadawolf February 10 2011, 03:16:45 UTC

This makes me so happy.

hahahaha

used up
What does that even mean. : |

kynekh_amagire February 10 2011, 15:42:14 UTC

I was a little o.O at the "vacuum machines" bit. Like: that's awfully specific, sir. Did you fuck a vacuum cleaner because nothing else would have you?

dinogrrl February 10 2011, 03:31:21 UTC

You win a thousand internets.

kynekh_amagire February 10 2011, 16:22:15 UTC

Thanks. Can I have them delivered to my workplace address?