Twenty-Second Match! [voice]

[kyokugensun]

WHAT IS GOING ON?! STOP IT.

[FWAM, SOUND OF SOMETHING BEING SUCKERPUNCHED ACROSS A ROOM. Another sound of paper against face. Another punching noise. Ryohei's journal is extreme, yo, this thing is trying to beat the crap out of him. BUT HE WON'T BE BEATEN. Punch.]

Comments

[hsumeragi]

What's going on?

[kyokugensun]

MY JOURNAL'S ATTACKING ME.

[hsumeragi]

...Why?

[kyokugensun]

I DON'T KNOW I THINK IT'S CURSED.

[yourseoulmate]

IT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO.

The journals must be rising up in revolution! [thwap]

[kyokugensun]

SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE DOING IT. [BOOSH SUCKER PUNCH.]

[yourseoulmate]

WHO COULD BE BEHIND SUCH A CRUEL PLOT?! [SMACK] AAAAA

[kyokugensun]

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE. [THWACK.] STOP IT.

[magical_cake]

You're not trying to have a boxing match with your journal, are you? It's strange, though, mine just keeps on patting my head.

[kyokugensun]

[THAT JOURNAL BETTER NOT BE HITTING HIS BABY SISTER.] IT WON'T STOP!

[magical_cake]

Big Brother's journal, stop it!

Eek, I don't think my journal liked that.

[kyokugensun]

DID IT HIT YOU?! [SMACK.]

[tinycaptain]

*eerily calm* Stop yelling. It only makes them worse.

[kyokugensun]

BUT-- [SMACK. BMMMF PUNCHED ACROSS A ROOM, TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH.]

[tinycaptain]

*deadly patience* If you keep doing that, it will keep hitting back. *like Ryohei ever calmed down any other time he told him to*

[kyokugensun]

[NNNNNGGGGH BUT BUT BUT.]

...

[Barely suppressed silence. HE'S TRYING.]

[tigerinmyhand]

Are you getting beat up by a journal?

[kyokugensun]

NO, I'M BEATING IT UP.

[tigerinmyhand]

You sound like you're losing.

[kyokugensun]

I AM NOT. [The preceding sound makes it pretty obvious he is that it's a tie.]