replying to my own post, *puts head down* i just thought id say that ive counted and ive done or still am doing, 29 out of 38, am i gothic??? you decide...
HOLY FUCK!! THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! XDDDDDD This is to fucking hilarious, holy shit. I match like... 10 of these and I am hardly close to goth. Oh how undereducated these Christians are XDD
But heres what killed me the most okay? "Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this." ARE THE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA!? That's like, one of the best cereals in existance! There's no way a goth kid would be caught dead eating that shit while calling it goth food. Goth food is like... Blood and bats or something. Holy shit, Thanks Chris. This is utterly awsome.
Yeah, i'm gonna go eat my goth cereal now... It encompasses my soul and makes me feel dark. Later i'll go for a smoke and talk about how Bush sucks, yet won't do anything for the community. Then, i'll lock myself in my room, thinking how my band is better than everyone elses and look down upon Jocks.
Oh shit! I read through that and thoough you wrote the list to make fun of that stuff and then I re-read the top where it said you got it from a news letter. Holy shit man, I'm like uber goth..especially on the whole MASTURBATION thing XD and like more than half of the others.
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But heres what killed me the most okay? "Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this." ARE THE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA!? That's like, one of the best cereals in existance! There's no way a goth kid would be caught dead eating that shit while calling it goth food. Goth food is like... Blood and bats or something. Holy shit, Thanks Chris. This is utterly awsome.
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LIFE IS PAIN GUYS, LIFE IS PAIN :O!!
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Oh, and I love Sasuke. He's just like me.
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