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[kyotodollmaster]

...

This can't be happening...

Just like karma to bite me in the ass, isn't it?! Ugh...

If anyone stares more than necessary, I WILL stab your eyes out, I promise this!

... those foolish giggling girls are NEXT.

[ooc; Genderbender curse for Oriya. This is what he gets for being amused with Muraki's boobs. 8D Art forthcoming~!]

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[empathed]

...Oriya-san...you were hit by a curse? ...Oh...

[kyotodollmaster]

... what do you want, Bon?

[empathed]

I realize it's a little late to be showing up for my job, but...I was wondering if it would be too much to ask to take on a side job.

[kyotodollmaster]

A side job of what nature?

[roy_de_epee]

I awoke this late evening - around midnight, I'd say, it's hard to remember the time after a good pint of beer - to hear a familiar voice in the next room. Something was clearly amiss... my investigative instincts were never wrong. I had to check it out.

Oriya, are you okay?

[kyotodollmaster]

...

Yes, Muraki, I'm perfectly fine. I wake up to find womanly assets every day after all.

[roy_de_epee]

She had quite the saucy mouth on her - while it was a little scathing, it was also pretty damn cute. Of course, it makes a guy wonder just why you'd think your best friend was as attractive as this to you. Of course, I was going to remain the perfect gentleman - a lady needed her distance, after all.

Did someone do this to you? When exactly did this happen? Please try to remember.

[kyotodollmaster]

What is he doing?

... Let's see. Considering I just finished serving you tea and had nothing of the sort on me, would you believe it if I said right now?

[ooc; Oriya is glaring. Oh is he glaring.]

[valentineluke]

You're not alone.

[kyotodollmaster]

!!!

Luke-san? Is that...

[valentineluke]

Yes, and my eyes are up here.

[kyotodollmaster]

Then tell your chest to stop looking at my eyes.