my way or the highway (or maybe mikeyway)

[kyouten]

Someone needs to stop me from writing a college essay called Why I Love Zombie Brides. I've already written a bunch of personal statements called What I Did On My Summer Vacation, Why I Have No White Hairs, I Really Wish I Could Pass On This Question, That One Time The Entire Audience Went Deaf, and I'm starting on How To Play Wheel of Fortune With

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[satora_chan]

I would love to be the college admissions officer who reads your essay because, well, your writing's pretty damn good. Thinking of the thousands of essays admission officers have to read, that'd probably be a nice change XD

[kyouten]

How Vampires Changed My Life. Oh god. /facepalm During which I wax eloquent on the subject of vampires, zombies, and cannibalistic serial killers. If nothing else, my new college counselor is going to remember who I am.