HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNAKOVSKY!
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE: IT IS ANNAKOVSKY'S BIRTHDAY! In honor, may I present:
30 Ways to Say Happy Birthday to annakovsky
Sixteen-year-old Nick Jonas would like you to know that while you may get older, he always stays the same age. Plus sometimes there's a puppy.
Charlie Crews likes to bask in the warm sunny glow of your birthday.
Also, as a special treat, the Committee to Plan Parties has been reconvened to plan an extra-amazing celebration. With karaoke and frozen margaritas. Kawhat? KaPam!
They're enlisting some help from the most phenomenal iteration of the Party Planning Committee. It Is Your Birthday.
Xander knows you two haven't hung out much lately, but he remembers the good times. And the emo times. And the sexy times.
And look, he brought Billy and Dom! It may seem like they only have eyes for each other, but they also feel this way about you.
But so much talk about old fandoms. What about your future ones?
(Related: this is creepy.)
And let's not forget your heartfelt, only slightly dank birthday wishes from the cast and crew of TRASHBOAT.
Oh -- hang on -- I'm being told that Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn have risen from the grave to smolder some happy birthday wishes your way, and suggest you help yourself to one of your beloved whisky and whiskys.
Also Jim Halpert's roommate Mark says get some sleep, fucktard. But he really means many happy returns.
Hannah Wood was going to sing you happy birthday, but settled on The Frug instead.
Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting ready for your big day.
He got some friends together to choreograph a dance routine in your honor!
Later he wants to get a group together to go grouse-hunting in Shropshire; all of us in kilts, naturally.
These two fine gentlemen are very pleased to hear you've lived another year. (aka ZIM ZAM GOD DAMN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY)
Even though you're just a lady, with a simple lady mind, Sarah Haskins dressed up as a feminist icon in your honor, and she's managing to smile with her eyes.
When reached for comment, a Mr. Roonil Wazlib said: 'sup.
This gentleman is PARTICULARLY excited about your birthday. He wants to celebrate it again!
God, your birthday's so popular, everyone's trying to gatecrash it:
If you need crowd control, you've got backup.
A guy on a Segway asked me to give you this, but what a weird card.
There's also been a volunteer to sing you a very special birthday song. Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be awkward.
We've also arranged an encore performance.
Plus some rad BFFs to up the awesomeness quotient.
Speaking of awesome girls, someone is VERY excited about your birthday. Other people are dubious.
Larry Levis believes that the ankle of a horse is holy and that you should have a great year.
DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY?
Also I contacted all the residents of the greater Boston area, and they're planning to celebrate in your honor.
Pam Beesly just ran across hot coals to muster the courage to tell you: it's a good day.
And now, may he offer you a drink?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It's going to be an awesome year: it's just science.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
30 Ways to Say Happy Birthday to annakovsky
Sixteen-year-old Nick Jonas would like you to know that while you may get older, he always stays the same age. Plus sometimes there's a puppy.
Charlie Crews likes to bask in the warm sunny glow of your birthday.
Also, as a special treat, the Committee to Plan Parties has been reconvened to plan an extra-amazing celebration. With karaoke and frozen margaritas. Kawhat? KaPam!
They're enlisting some help from the most phenomenal iteration of the Party Planning Committee. It Is Your Birthday.
Xander knows you two haven't hung out much lately, but he remembers the good times. And the emo times. And the sexy times.
And look, he brought Billy and Dom! It may seem like they only have eyes for each other, but they also feel this way about you.
But so much talk about old fandoms. What about your future ones?
(Related: this is creepy.)
And let's not forget your heartfelt, only slightly dank birthday wishes from the cast and crew of TRASHBOAT.
Oh -- hang on -- I'm being told that Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn have risen from the grave to smolder some happy birthday wishes your way, and suggest you help yourself to one of your beloved whisky and whiskys.
Also Jim Halpert's roommate Mark says get some sleep, fucktard. But he really means many happy returns.
Hannah Wood was going to sing you happy birthday, but settled on The Frug instead.
Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting ready for your big day.
He got some friends together to choreograph a dance routine in your honor!
Later he wants to get a group together to go grouse-hunting in Shropshire; all of us in kilts, naturally.
These two fine gentlemen are very pleased to hear you've lived another year. (aka ZIM ZAM GOD DAMN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY)
Even though you're just a lady, with a simple lady mind, Sarah Haskins dressed up as a feminist icon in your honor, and she's managing to smile with her eyes.
When reached for comment, a Mr. Roonil Wazlib said: 'sup.
This gentleman is PARTICULARLY excited about your birthday. He wants to celebrate it again!
God, your birthday's so popular, everyone's trying to gatecrash it:
If you need crowd control, you've got backup.
A guy on a Segway asked me to give you this, but what a weird card.
There's also been a volunteer to sing you a very special birthday song. Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be awkward.
We've also arranged an encore performance.
Plus some rad BFFs to up the awesomeness quotient.
Speaking of awesome girls, someone is VERY excited about your birthday. Other people are dubious.
Larry Levis believes that the ankle of a horse is holy and that you should have a great year.
DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY?
Also I contacted all the residents of the greater Boston area, and they're planning to celebrate in your honor.
Pam Beesly just ran across hot coals to muster the courage to tell you: it's a good day.
And now, may he offer you a drink?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It's going to be an awesome year: it's just science.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3