Solely because I find it hilarious:
Hi Ryan, ← Not my name!
My name is [omitted]. Saw your resume on monster, very impressive resume. Are you still looking for job? I am recuriter working with several startups in silicon valley (San Francisco bay area) to fill their full-time positions. I have some opporunities for highly talented individuals like you. If you are interested, let me know. Either way, good for your career.
Thanks,
[omitted]
Capitalization, grammar, spelling, &c unchanged. What I find funniest/worst is that the only place on monster he could have gotten my email address was immediately adjacent to my name.