Your Monster Profile
Brutal Doctor
You Feast On: Bananas
You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields
You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers
What's Your Monster Name? I do hate hairdressers >_>
People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.
What Do People Envy About You? Sure sounds like me, eh?
Your Daddy Is Bill O'Reilly
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy
Who's Your Daddy?