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[kytch]

After three long years, I finally caved and went to the dentist today because I could no longer stand the agony that has become my life as of the last two months. Imagine my surprise when it turns out that I don't actually have any cavities. No... I just have RECEDING GUMS and EXPOSED ROOTS

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[koshikake]

Um. Ouch. That sounds painful and full of awful. I don't blame you for wanting the cadaver tissue instead. You can pretend that another person lives in your mouth and get away with saying stuff to people you usually wouldn't!

"You smell like garbage, boss!"
"I... what did you say?"
"Oh, that wasn't me sir, that was Tom. He lives around my teeth."

And on ANOTHER note, check your damned facebook. I spammed the hell out of you!