Memeage
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole cerval's purse (30 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I turned mjp in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I put money in livethlfe's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (76 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
kythrain
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In October, I sacrificed goatgirl2312 to Cthulhu (500 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon brenna_raven (65 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-145 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
kythrain
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