I am terribly amused by this. Sorry, Cate, and... um... Erika, you'll find it amusing. Also? I rule Canada. Go me.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave
evremonde a kidney (1000 points). In October I donated bone marrow to
merryshannon in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (552 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
fannore
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave
all_ahoo a kidney (1000 points). In May I donated bone marrow to
marnan in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
davycakes's purse (30 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I turned
arlecchinic in for littering (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1352 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
fannore