[A curious green eye pops on-screen, then followed by
something horrendously pink 'n purple. Not quite the bruise-shading, but possibly brain-bruise inducing nonetheless.
That maniacal grin, reminiscent of a certain Cheshire cat. It broadens.
A quick flick of her tail, a yawn.]
So she said - [And at this, a quick falsetto.] "But I don't want to go amongst mad people."
And then I said, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. And she had such a surprised expression on her face. An interesting expression, truly. Something a cat could most certainly appreciate.
And then she said, [And once again, the falsetto.] "How do you know I'm mad?"
And so I answered -
WHAT THE HELL?!