I'm going to tell you a story now. This story is about a watch. And sunglasses, but I have nothing to do with the sunglasses, that was all Mike
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THAT HOT GIRL WAS HITTING ON ME!?! FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!! FUCKSHITASSKLJDSPOIFJDSNKFMSDJUXZCLBKLVSNFL,k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I die, St. Peter's gonna say to me, "You were hit on by 684,614,654 hot girls in your lifetime. Not once did you even realize it. You're a fucking idiot. Burn in Hell. Oh, and have a nice afterlife...moron."
And I'll reply, "You know, I can't say I disagree with this..."
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When I die, St. Peter's gonna say to me, "You were hit on by 684,614,654 hot girls in your lifetime. Not once did you even realize it. You're a fucking idiot. Burn in Hell. Oh, and have a nice afterlife...moron."
And I'll reply, "You know, I can't say I disagree with this..."
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