Girls Night Out
Title: Girls' Night Out
Beta: darkmocha
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho, Changmin/Yoochun
Rating: PG-13
Length: Oneshot
Genre: AU, Crack, Fluff, Humor
Summary: Yoochun helps Yunho get ready for Jaejoong's costume party.
Warning: Major gender-bender, and its not Jae.
Disclaimer: I dont own them /sobs/
A/N: Inspired by gompi's girl HoChunMin and I was listening to Wonder Girl's G.N.O. Heehee.
“Yoochun do you really think he’ll like this?”
“Of course Yunnie-baby, I’m never wrong.”
Yoochun flipped her hair back and flopped down on Yunho’s bed. “I’m telling you, Jaejoong really will be impressed. Changmin told me so. Don’t doubt me when I say you’re legs are gorgeous. You’re lucky I shaved them for you.”
Yunho shivered as she thought about Yoochun shaving her legs last night. Oh the horror. Yunho twiddled her thumbs and stared in the mirror. She was wearing a cute but sexy Santa mini-dress with knee high stockings that had fluffy balls attached to it. To top of the outfit she wore a Santa hat. “Are you sure Jaejoong-oppa will like this? I think it’s too provocative. Jaejoong-oppa is a nice person. He may hang out with those popular jerks but he’s completely different from them.” Yunho mumbled shyly, her eyes seem to sparkle as she spoke about him.
“Uhuh. Oh please Yunho. To get the guy you must go all out. Take me for an example, how do you think I got Changmin?” Yoochun winked and gave a lecherous grin. Sometimes Yunho wondered how she was friends with Yoochun.
“I… I…”
“Trust me on this Yunho, Jaejoongie will totally be attracted to you. Look at you! You have big perky boobs and gorgeous legs. Not to mentions a great personality too, what more does he want? With this dress you will stun the entire male population of the school.” Yunho looked doubtfully at Yoochun.
“I’ll trust you on this one, but if this messes up I won’t hesitate to dump all of Changmin’s precious brownies.” Yunho pouted
“Oh please do, he’s been spending too much time with his brownies. Come on now Yunnie-baby, we’re going to have to put on some make up on you. And is that hair I see? You’re going to need to shave again too.”
Yunho screamed.
-_-_-
Yunho and Yoochun arrived late to Jaejoong’s Christmas costume party. There was a heavy music beat and people dancing and grinding everywhere. Yoochun scanned the room before she saw Jaejoong and Changmin in a corner chatting. Yoochun waved happily to Changmin. She was wearing a white short tube dress that just covered her boy-shorts underneath. There was fluffy strip of fur decorating the top and bottom of her dress. An angel hairband completed the look. “Hey baby~” Yoochun giggled as she walked over to Changmin and sat on his lap. “Come on Yunnie, sit here.” Yoochun said, patting the seat next to Jaejoong. Yunho hobbled awkwardly and sat next to Jaejoong.
“Yunho right? Jung Yunho.” Yunho nodded shyly. On the outside, it may seem that Yunho was just calm, but on the inside Yunho was panicking.
He looked at me. What should I do? Should I look at him too? Oh he’s talking. What is he saying? His eyes are so pretty. He’s so hot. Is he asking me a question? I’ll just nod. The pushup bra Yoochun gave me is really irritating. Why is it so itchy?
Jaejoong chuckled. “No need to be so shy. Just be comfortable.”
“Minnie, I think I need some help.” Yoochun said out loud. Changmin looked at Yoochun confused. Yoochun leaned further back into Changmin’s lap and whispered loudly. “Help me fix my bra strap.” Yunho blushed a deep red as Changmin quickly took Yoochun’s hand and dragged her into the bathroom. Jaejoong laughed and gave out a catcall.
-_-_-
“Ouch! Changmin slow down!” Changmin growled.
“You sneaky little thing, you knew Jae-hyung liked Yunho.” Yoochun looked innocently at Changmin.
“Of course I did, and Yunnie likes Jaejoong too. I thought y’know why not? Yunnie needs a good man. They make a cute couple too.”
Changmin growled again. “Let’s see what happened with your bra strap.” Yoochun giggled and pressed her lips to Changmin’s.
-_-_-
“Those two, such an interesting couple.”
Yunho smiled. “Yeah, Yoochun seems really happy with Changmin.”
Jaejoong slumped back in his chair and smiled and Yunho. “That’s a nice outfit you have there. Going by my instinct I’m guessing you didn’t pick that outfit yourself.”
Yunho shook her head. “Yoochun came by a few hours ago and saw my the outfit I was going to wear. She didn’t like it.” Yunho frowned. “I thought my outfit was pretty nice, it had a beard and a big fluffy one piece with overalls kind of thing.” Yunho muttered with big hand expressions.
Jaejoong let out a deep laugh. “You know, you’re pretty cute.”
Yunho blushed. “So why aren’t with your friends?”
“Wow, the ever shy Yunho starting a conversation. I always see you hanging with Yoochun but you never really talk a lot.” Yunho covered her face in order to hide her blush. Her blush was worse than those anime and manga characters. “Well, my friends are over there.” Jaejoong said pointing to a group of guys dancing with some scantily clad girls. “I don’t really think I would want to be hanging out with them now, if you know what I mean.” Jaejoong wiggled his eyebrows. “They’re nice people but sometimes what they want to do is totally different from what I want to do. Just like now, I want to have a nice conversation with a cute girl but they want to drink and dance the night away.”
Yunho nodded. “I know what you mean, I get lost at some of these parties sometimes. Yoochun always ditches me to make out with Changmin in some dark corner.”
“Well if you ever come to one of these parties again, come look for me. I would mind talking to a cute girl.”
Yunho smiled, becoming more comfortable with Jaejoong. Her blushing attacks stopped too. “You must say that to every girl you meet at a party.
Jaejoong raised his hands in defense. “Hey, I may be friends with my friends, but that doesn’t mean I do what they do. You’re the first girl I’ve ever had a normal conversation with. I like that. Most girls just cling and scream oppa all the time, its kind of annoying.”
“Sorry for accusing you then.” Yunho sheepishly replied and bowed her head. Yunho forgot to put her hand on her chest, causing her cleavage to be visible to Jaejoong. “Jaejoong-ssi? Are you okay? You seem a little red.”
“I’m fine.” Jaejoong let out an awkward laugh and adjusted his shirt collar. Yunho thought he looked gorgeous in his businessman style costume. “And call me Jaejoong, oppa is fine too.” Jaejoong winked.
“Doesn’t Jaejoong-ssi, I mean oppa have a girlfriend?” Yunho looked curiously at Jaejoong, she heard rumors that Jaejoong had a pretty girlfriend. “I heard your friends say you were interested in someone.”
Jaejoong raised an eyebrow. “I have no girlfriend, but I am interested in someone.” Yunho suddenly sat up. “She’s shy, innocent, kind and she’s real pretty too.” If I find enough courage then I’ll probably ask her out tonight.
Yunho let out an unknowingly big sigh. Pretty and kind eh? I’m not the one for him. Yoochun was wrong.
“Hey what’s wrong?” Yunho looked at Jaejoong. “What was the sigh about?”
“Oh-oh, nothing. I was just wondering how I was going to get home, Yoochun has the keys to our apartment and who knows where she is now.” Yunho lied smoothly.
“Ah its okay, you can stay here tonight if you want. I’m pretty sure they’re staying here too.” Yunho nodded. “Lets play a game ‘kay? You seem rather bored. My parties aren’t that great huh?” Jaejoong pouted.
“Oh, ah no, its not that, I, I…” Yunho stuttered awkwardly.
“I’m just messing with you.” Jaejoong leaned over and ruffled Yunho’s hair.
“So what’s the game about?”
“Ah, you will have 3 tries to guess who my crush is. If you get it right I have a special surprise for you.” Yunho eagerly nodded.
“Is it Boa? Boa unnie is really pretty.” Jaejoong shook his head. “Oh then it must be Hyo Joo unnie, she’s really kind. I heard she visited the orphanage the other day.” Yunho whispered. Jaejoong chuckled and shook his head.
“Last try Yunho-ah. Choose wisely.”
Yunho scanned the room and tilted her head every once in a while. She snapped her fingers. “I got it! Its Junsu unnie isn’t it?” Jaejoong snickered.
“She’s my cousin, there’s no way she could be my girlfriend.” Yunho turned pink.
“Sorry.”
“Its fine, you’ve used up all 3 tries. What now?”
“Can’t oppa tell me who it is?”
“For you, I’ll make an exception.” Jaejoong scooted closer to Yunho. “Come here.” Yunho moved towards Jaejoong until Jaejoong’s mouth was almost touching her ear.
“Its you.”
Yunho gasped. Loudly. She moved away. “You’re kidding me right?”
“Does it look like I’m kidding you?” Yunho stared at Jaejoong. Jaejoong looked dead serious.
“But you can’t like me. I’m not pretty or kind.” Yunho shook her head, her ponytails swishing about.
“Yes you are.” Jaejoong lifted Yunho’s chin with his finger and stared into her eyes. “I’ve liked you for quite awhile now. When I first met you, you were clumsy and awkward but I thought it was charming. And when Yoochun told me how smart and caring you were, I wanted to know more about you.” Jaejoong started stroking Yunho’s cheek. “I almost had a heart attack when you almost got run over by a car when you helped an old lady picked up her groceries.”
Yunho remembered that time. An old lady had dropped apples onto the street and she had offered to pick them up. She was almost hit but Jaejoong came out of nowhere and dragged her back. She was fine. The apples suffered a terrible death though.
Jaejoong took his hand back and put it into his lap. “This might be really sudden and to tell the truth I’m really nervous too.” Yunho glanced at Jaejoong. Is that a blush? “I totally understand if you’re not interested in me. I just wanted to let you know that I like you.” Jaejoong scratched the back of his head and laughed awkwardly. “But don’t reject me so fast okay? At least give me some sort of chance.”
Just then the football team captain Bae Seulgi stumbled over. He put his arm around Yunho. “Hey babe.” He grinned lecherously at Yunho’s boobs. “Want to spend a night with me? I’ll make you feel really good.” Seulgi leaned in to press his lips onto very traumatized Yunho when Jaejoong pushed him away. “Fuck off Seulgi, Yunho isn’t one of those girls.” He placed a hand possessively around Yunho’s waist. For a moment, he marveled at how soft it was.
“Woah, chill man.” Seulgi stumbled off to find someone else to hit on.
“You okay?” Jaejoong asked.
“Yeah.” Yunho nodded. “I’m sorry for the trouble.”
“Its fine, just don’t let him do that again.” Jaejoong reluctantly withdrew his hand from Yunho’s waist.
“You know, I really like you too. ” Jaejoong thought he heard wrongly.
“Sorry repeat?”
“Ikindareallylikeyoutoo.” Yunho mumbled and bit her lip.
Jaejoong grinned like a crazy person. “The you won’t mind if I do this will you?” Yunho turned her head to question Jaejoong but instead felt a warm pair of lips pressing on to hers.
Yunho’s eyes fluttered shut as she enjoyed her first kiss.
A/N: OTL. WHAT DID I WRITE? I WROTE GIRLY JUNG OTL. I imagined Yunho's dress to be like this.
Comments are much appreciated ^^
Beta: darkmocha
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho, Changmin/Yoochun
Rating: PG-13
Length: Oneshot
Genre: AU, Crack, Fluff, Humor
Summary: Yoochun helps Yunho get ready for Jaejoong's costume party.
Warning: Major gender-bender, and its not Jae.
Disclaimer: I dont own them /sobs/
A/N: Inspired by gompi's girl HoChunMin and I was listening to Wonder Girl's G.N.O. Heehee.
“Yoochun do you really think he’ll like this?”
“Of course Yunnie-baby, I’m never wrong.”
Yoochun flipped her hair back and flopped down on Yunho’s bed. “I’m telling you, Jaejoong really will be impressed. Changmin told me so. Don’t doubt me when I say you’re legs are gorgeous. You’re lucky I shaved them for you.”
Yunho shivered as she thought about Yoochun shaving her legs last night. Oh the horror. Yunho twiddled her thumbs and stared in the mirror. She was wearing a cute but sexy Santa mini-dress with knee high stockings that had fluffy balls attached to it. To top of the outfit she wore a Santa hat. “Are you sure Jaejoong-oppa will like this? I think it’s too provocative. Jaejoong-oppa is a nice person. He may hang out with those popular jerks but he’s completely different from them.” Yunho mumbled shyly, her eyes seem to sparkle as she spoke about him.
“Uhuh. Oh please Yunho. To get the guy you must go all out. Take me for an example, how do you think I got Changmin?” Yoochun winked and gave a lecherous grin. Sometimes Yunho wondered how she was friends with Yoochun.
“I… I…”
“Trust me on this Yunho, Jaejoongie will totally be attracted to you. Look at you! You have big perky boobs and gorgeous legs. Not to mentions a great personality too, what more does he want? With this dress you will stun the entire male population of the school.” Yunho looked doubtfully at Yoochun.
“I’ll trust you on this one, but if this messes up I won’t hesitate to dump all of Changmin’s precious brownies.” Yunho pouted
“Oh please do, he’s been spending too much time with his brownies. Come on now Yunnie-baby, we’re going to have to put on some make up on you. And is that hair I see? You’re going to need to shave again too.”
Yunho screamed.
-_-_-
Yunho and Yoochun arrived late to Jaejoong’s Christmas costume party. There was a heavy music beat and people dancing and grinding everywhere. Yoochun scanned the room before she saw Jaejoong and Changmin in a corner chatting. Yoochun waved happily to Changmin. She was wearing a white short tube dress that just covered her boy-shorts underneath. There was fluffy strip of fur decorating the top and bottom of her dress. An angel hairband completed the look. “Hey baby~” Yoochun giggled as she walked over to Changmin and sat on his lap. “Come on Yunnie, sit here.” Yoochun said, patting the seat next to Jaejoong. Yunho hobbled awkwardly and sat next to Jaejoong.
“Yunho right? Jung Yunho.” Yunho nodded shyly. On the outside, it may seem that Yunho was just calm, but on the inside Yunho was panicking.
He looked at me. What should I do? Should I look at him too? Oh he’s talking. What is he saying? His eyes are so pretty. He’s so hot. Is he asking me a question? I’ll just nod. The pushup bra Yoochun gave me is really irritating. Why is it so itchy?
Jaejoong chuckled. “No need to be so shy. Just be comfortable.”
“Minnie, I think I need some help.” Yoochun said out loud. Changmin looked at Yoochun confused. Yoochun leaned further back into Changmin’s lap and whispered loudly. “Help me fix my bra strap.” Yunho blushed a deep red as Changmin quickly took Yoochun’s hand and dragged her into the bathroom. Jaejoong laughed and gave out a catcall.
-_-_-
“Ouch! Changmin slow down!” Changmin growled.
“You sneaky little thing, you knew Jae-hyung liked Yunho.” Yoochun looked innocently at Changmin.
“Of course I did, and Yunnie likes Jaejoong too. I thought y’know why not? Yunnie needs a good man. They make a cute couple too.”
Changmin growled again. “Let’s see what happened with your bra strap.” Yoochun giggled and pressed her lips to Changmin’s.
-_-_-
“Those two, such an interesting couple.”
Yunho smiled. “Yeah, Yoochun seems really happy with Changmin.”
Jaejoong slumped back in his chair and smiled and Yunho. “That’s a nice outfit you have there. Going by my instinct I’m guessing you didn’t pick that outfit yourself.”
Yunho shook her head. “Yoochun came by a few hours ago and saw my the outfit I was going to wear. She didn’t like it.” Yunho frowned. “I thought my outfit was pretty nice, it had a beard and a big fluffy one piece with overalls kind of thing.” Yunho muttered with big hand expressions.
Jaejoong let out a deep laugh. “You know, you’re pretty cute.”
Yunho blushed. “So why aren’t with your friends?”
“Wow, the ever shy Yunho starting a conversation. I always see you hanging with Yoochun but you never really talk a lot.” Yunho covered her face in order to hide her blush. Her blush was worse than those anime and manga characters. “Well, my friends are over there.” Jaejoong said pointing to a group of guys dancing with some scantily clad girls. “I don’t really think I would want to be hanging out with them now, if you know what I mean.” Jaejoong wiggled his eyebrows. “They’re nice people but sometimes what they want to do is totally different from what I want to do. Just like now, I want to have a nice conversation with a cute girl but they want to drink and dance the night away.”
Yunho nodded. “I know what you mean, I get lost at some of these parties sometimes. Yoochun always ditches me to make out with Changmin in some dark corner.”
“Well if you ever come to one of these parties again, come look for me. I would mind talking to a cute girl.”
Yunho smiled, becoming more comfortable with Jaejoong. Her blushing attacks stopped too. “You must say that to every girl you meet at a party.
Jaejoong raised his hands in defense. “Hey, I may be friends with my friends, but that doesn’t mean I do what they do. You’re the first girl I’ve ever had a normal conversation with. I like that. Most girls just cling and scream oppa all the time, its kind of annoying.”
“Sorry for accusing you then.” Yunho sheepishly replied and bowed her head. Yunho forgot to put her hand on her chest, causing her cleavage to be visible to Jaejoong. “Jaejoong-ssi? Are you okay? You seem a little red.”
“I’m fine.” Jaejoong let out an awkward laugh and adjusted his shirt collar. Yunho thought he looked gorgeous in his businessman style costume. “And call me Jaejoong, oppa is fine too.” Jaejoong winked.
“Doesn’t Jaejoong-ssi, I mean oppa have a girlfriend?” Yunho looked curiously at Jaejoong, she heard rumors that Jaejoong had a pretty girlfriend. “I heard your friends say you were interested in someone.”
Jaejoong raised an eyebrow. “I have no girlfriend, but I am interested in someone.” Yunho suddenly sat up. “She’s shy, innocent, kind and she’s real pretty too.” If I find enough courage then I’ll probably ask her out tonight.
Yunho let out an unknowingly big sigh. Pretty and kind eh? I’m not the one for him. Yoochun was wrong.
“Hey what’s wrong?” Yunho looked at Jaejoong. “What was the sigh about?”
“Oh-oh, nothing. I was just wondering how I was going to get home, Yoochun has the keys to our apartment and who knows where she is now.” Yunho lied smoothly.
“Ah its okay, you can stay here tonight if you want. I’m pretty sure they’re staying here too.” Yunho nodded. “Lets play a game ‘kay? You seem rather bored. My parties aren’t that great huh?” Jaejoong pouted.
“Oh, ah no, its not that, I, I…” Yunho stuttered awkwardly.
“I’m just messing with you.” Jaejoong leaned over and ruffled Yunho’s hair.
“So what’s the game about?”
“Ah, you will have 3 tries to guess who my crush is. If you get it right I have a special surprise for you.” Yunho eagerly nodded.
“Is it Boa? Boa unnie is really pretty.” Jaejoong shook his head. “Oh then it must be Hyo Joo unnie, she’s really kind. I heard she visited the orphanage the other day.” Yunho whispered. Jaejoong chuckled and shook his head.
“Last try Yunho-ah. Choose wisely.”
Yunho scanned the room and tilted her head every once in a while. She snapped her fingers. “I got it! Its Junsu unnie isn’t it?” Jaejoong snickered.
“She’s my cousin, there’s no way she could be my girlfriend.” Yunho turned pink.
“Sorry.”
“Its fine, you’ve used up all 3 tries. What now?”
“Can’t oppa tell me who it is?”
“For you, I’ll make an exception.” Jaejoong scooted closer to Yunho. “Come here.” Yunho moved towards Jaejoong until Jaejoong’s mouth was almost touching her ear.
“Its you.”
Yunho gasped. Loudly. She moved away. “You’re kidding me right?”
“Does it look like I’m kidding you?” Yunho stared at Jaejoong. Jaejoong looked dead serious.
“But you can’t like me. I’m not pretty or kind.” Yunho shook her head, her ponytails swishing about.
“Yes you are.” Jaejoong lifted Yunho’s chin with his finger and stared into her eyes. “I’ve liked you for quite awhile now. When I first met you, you were clumsy and awkward but I thought it was charming. And when Yoochun told me how smart and caring you were, I wanted to know more about you.” Jaejoong started stroking Yunho’s cheek. “I almost had a heart attack when you almost got run over by a car when you helped an old lady picked up her groceries.”
Yunho remembered that time. An old lady had dropped apples onto the street and she had offered to pick them up. She was almost hit but Jaejoong came out of nowhere and dragged her back. She was fine. The apples suffered a terrible death though.
Jaejoong took his hand back and put it into his lap. “This might be really sudden and to tell the truth I’m really nervous too.” Yunho glanced at Jaejoong. Is that a blush? “I totally understand if you’re not interested in me. I just wanted to let you know that I like you.” Jaejoong scratched the back of his head and laughed awkwardly. “But don’t reject me so fast okay? At least give me some sort of chance.”
Just then the football team captain Bae Seulgi stumbled over. He put his arm around Yunho. “Hey babe.” He grinned lecherously at Yunho’s boobs. “Want to spend a night with me? I’ll make you feel really good.” Seulgi leaned in to press his lips onto very traumatized Yunho when Jaejoong pushed him away. “Fuck off Seulgi, Yunho isn’t one of those girls.” He placed a hand possessively around Yunho’s waist. For a moment, he marveled at how soft it was.
“Woah, chill man.” Seulgi stumbled off to find someone else to hit on.
“You okay?” Jaejoong asked.
“Yeah.” Yunho nodded. “I’m sorry for the trouble.”
“Its fine, just don’t let him do that again.” Jaejoong reluctantly withdrew his hand from Yunho’s waist.
“You know, I really like you too. ” Jaejoong thought he heard wrongly.
“Sorry repeat?”
“Ikindareallylikeyoutoo.” Yunho mumbled and bit her lip.
Jaejoong grinned like a crazy person. “The you won’t mind if I do this will you?” Yunho turned her head to question Jaejoong but instead felt a warm pair of lips pressing on to hers.
Yunho’s eyes fluttered shut as she enjoyed her first kiss.
A/N: OTL. WHAT DID I WRITE? I WROTE GIRLY JUNG OTL. I imagined Yunho's dress to be like this.
Comments are much appreciated ^^