The Best Kind of Education
Title: The Best Kind of Education
Beta:darkmocha
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: Crack, Fluff, AU, Humor
Length: Drabble Series (4/?)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There’s never been a teacher quite like Jung Yunho.
A/N: Based of the anime I! My! Me! Strawberry Eggs.
“You wanted to see me Heechul-ssi?
“Ah yes, my secretary is out for the day so could your run and get me some coffee?” Yunho looked confused, he put a finger on his chest.
“Me?”
“Yes Jung-ssi, do you not understand Korean?” Heechul pointedly looked at Yunho.
“But Heechu-ssi-…”
“No buts Jung, get your small ass to the coffee room now or you lose your job.” Yunho sighed and went out. Heechul smirked.
“Jung clean my fish tank for me.”
“But…”
“You never learn your lesson do you? No buts Jung.”
“Yes sir. When is your secretary coming back?” Yunho said while trying to fish out the dead plants in the tank.
“Oh, who knows when? I gave her paid leave. “ Heechul chuckled at Yunho.
“But, then am I going to do all your odd jobs until she comes back?”
“Yes Jung. But you have a choice, do as I say or lose your job.”
-_-_-_-
Yunho sighed and slumped in his chair. Heechul is such a jerk. Yunho was glad that the secretary came back but at the same time he wondered what on earth that woman must be doing for a month.
He spun around in the rolling chair and looked down at the drawing board. His sketches weren’t really the best but he gave it a shot anyways. He remembered the time in elementary where he entered a drawing bee - yes a drawing bee. A drawing bee was like a spelling bee except you had to draw the word that was given. Rhinoceros was one of the words and Yunho jumped up like he was on crack and started drawing. When it was time to show the judges the drawings, Yunho excitedly put his up.
Yunho’s team had gotten last place in the drawing bee and his team members never shared their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches ever again.
Yunho shook his head. It wasn’t that bad. He kept on twirling around in his chair hoping for some magical fairy to randomly give him magical drawing powers. And I have to submit this to the sports department by tomorrow Yunho groaned.
-_-_-
Boa scoffed. “Is this what you call a professional drawing Jung-ssi?” The sports head sneered at the pathetic piece of paper in front on her. On it was a stickman that was wearing what looked like a soccer shirt and shorts.
“I did my best. I’m not very good at drawing y’know. I didn’t exactly pass fine arts in high school.” Yunho scratched his head sheepishly.
Boa sighed. “Well Heechul has instructed to me to pass whatever drawing you have made. And this-“ Boa picked up the piece of paper with just her thumb and index finger. She glared at it. “Isn’t exactly what you would submit to the production company.” Boa leaned back in her chair and drummed her fingers on the desk. “So how about we make a deal?”
Yunho raised an eyebrow.
“Don’t look at me like that!” Boa snapped. She smoothed down her hair and calmed down. “How about, you explain what the uniform looks like and I’ll draw it out. And you-“ Boa pointed her long manicured nail at Yunho. “Shall go and buy me an album.”
“An album?” Yunho questioned.
“Yes, DBSK has released a new album and I want you to buy me the VIP version of that album. It’s a small fee for my drawing skills, Jung-ssi. Its only $300.”
“$300?!”
Boa took out a nail file from her drawer and started filing her nails. “Yes, $300 Jung. Unless, you can come up with a better drawing.” She challenged.
Yunho sighed in defeat. “I’ll do it.”
-_-_-
Yunho stared at the long line of fangirls and fanboys. It seemed like this DBSK group was quite popular. He shuffled awkwardly in the line. He couldn’t stand the thought of one of his students or fellow teachers seeing him here.
Pfft. Who is this U-Know guy? What a terrible name. Yunho thought while looking at the TV. It was showing the music video for their latest single - Mirotic.
I can totally dance better than that prick.
Suddenly a voice came out from behind, a very very familiar voice.
“Jung sonsaengnim is that you?”
A/N: Yay update :) Comments are greatly appreciated~
Yunho's rhino, in case you guys haven't seen it. :)
Yunho, go get some drawing lessons.
Seriously.
Beta:darkmocha
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: Crack, Fluff, AU, Humor
Length: Drabble Series (4/?)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There’s never been a teacher quite like Jung Yunho.
A/N: Based of the anime I! My! Me! Strawberry Eggs.
“You wanted to see me Heechul-ssi?
“Ah yes, my secretary is out for the day so could your run and get me some coffee?” Yunho looked confused, he put a finger on his chest.
“Me?”
“Yes Jung-ssi, do you not understand Korean?” Heechul pointedly looked at Yunho.
“But Heechu-ssi-…”
“No buts Jung, get your small ass to the coffee room now or you lose your job.” Yunho sighed and went out. Heechul smirked.
“Jung clean my fish tank for me.”
“But…”
“You never learn your lesson do you? No buts Jung.”
“Yes sir. When is your secretary coming back?” Yunho said while trying to fish out the dead plants in the tank.
“Oh, who knows when? I gave her paid leave. “ Heechul chuckled at Yunho.
“But, then am I going to do all your odd jobs until she comes back?”
“Yes Jung. But you have a choice, do as I say or lose your job.”
-_-_-_-
Yunho sighed and slumped in his chair. Heechul is such a jerk. Yunho was glad that the secretary came back but at the same time he wondered what on earth that woman must be doing for a month.
He spun around in the rolling chair and looked down at the drawing board. His sketches weren’t really the best but he gave it a shot anyways. He remembered the time in elementary where he entered a drawing bee - yes a drawing bee. A drawing bee was like a spelling bee except you had to draw the word that was given. Rhinoceros was one of the words and Yunho jumped up like he was on crack and started drawing. When it was time to show the judges the drawings, Yunho excitedly put his up.
Yunho’s team had gotten last place in the drawing bee and his team members never shared their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches ever again.
Yunho shook his head. It wasn’t that bad. He kept on twirling around in his chair hoping for some magical fairy to randomly give him magical drawing powers. And I have to submit this to the sports department by tomorrow Yunho groaned.
-_-_-
Boa scoffed. “Is this what you call a professional drawing Jung-ssi?” The sports head sneered at the pathetic piece of paper in front on her. On it was a stickman that was wearing what looked like a soccer shirt and shorts.
“I did my best. I’m not very good at drawing y’know. I didn’t exactly pass fine arts in high school.” Yunho scratched his head sheepishly.
Boa sighed. “Well Heechul has instructed to me to pass whatever drawing you have made. And this-“ Boa picked up the piece of paper with just her thumb and index finger. She glared at it. “Isn’t exactly what you would submit to the production company.” Boa leaned back in her chair and drummed her fingers on the desk. “So how about we make a deal?”
Yunho raised an eyebrow.
“Don’t look at me like that!” Boa snapped. She smoothed down her hair and calmed down. “How about, you explain what the uniform looks like and I’ll draw it out. And you-“ Boa pointed her long manicured nail at Yunho. “Shall go and buy me an album.”
“An album?” Yunho questioned.
“Yes, DBSK has released a new album and I want you to buy me the VIP version of that album. It’s a small fee for my drawing skills, Jung-ssi. Its only $300.”
“$300?!”
Boa took out a nail file from her drawer and started filing her nails. “Yes, $300 Jung. Unless, you can come up with a better drawing.” She challenged.
Yunho sighed in defeat. “I’ll do it.”
-_-_-
Yunho stared at the long line of fangirls and fanboys. It seemed like this DBSK group was quite popular. He shuffled awkwardly in the line. He couldn’t stand the thought of one of his students or fellow teachers seeing him here.
Pfft. Who is this U-Know guy? What a terrible name. Yunho thought while looking at the TV. It was showing the music video for their latest single - Mirotic.
I can totally dance better than that prick.
Suddenly a voice came out from behind, a very very familiar voice.
“Jung sonsaengnim is that you?”
A/N: Yay update :) Comments are greatly appreciated~
Yunho's rhino, in case you guys haven't seen it. :)
Yunho, go get some drawing lessons.
Seriously.