You think it's impossible to hate Lee Sungmin? Well, Kyuhyun disagrees.
Genre: Dunno... Crack?
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: R (Don't expect smut. It's just sexual content, alright?)
Warnings: Language, fail... can you call this a fic?
Summary: Well, Sungmin is perfect and everyone loves him but Kyuhyun has reasons to hate him.
1. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin smiles on concerts. It is exactly that 'concert-smile' that makes him furious.
2. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin sings. It isn't a nice feeling that he hears that voice singing ballads.
3. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin is clingy on him on the stage. Can't that guy stop touching and hugging the whole time?
4. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin does his aegyo. He hates everything that is cute.
5. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin talks to his stuffed bunnies. Who the fuck talks to stuffed animals???
6. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin fans are screaming his name on concerts. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!
7. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin talks too much and fast and inhales through his teeth. It makes him dizzy.
8. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin licks his lips the whole time. Does that guy really need the attention he gets through that?
9. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin tries to be manly. Doesn't he get it that he is just NOT manly?
10. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin wiggles his butt while dancing. He always exaggerates and Kyuhyun really dislikes it.
11. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin acts perfectly nice. Because he knows that it's just acting.
12. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin is happy about the fans pairing him up with himself. What is there to be happy about?
Kyuhyun hates it because that smile should be only for him.
Kyuhyun hates it because that sweet voice send shivers rhought his spine and even though everyone says that his own voice is beautiful and angelic, the only angel-like voice in this world is Sungmin's for him.
Kyuhyun hates it because Sungmin being too close to him makes him all hot and bothered.
Kyuhyun hates it because Sungmin always makes him loving things he should actually hate. Like Sungmin and his cuteness.
Kyuhyun hates it because he wants Sungmin to talk to him! Not some stupid stuffed bunnies.
Kyuhyun hates it because it gives him the feeling that he has to share Sungmin fans. He loves his own fans but Sungmin-fans will always be his enemies. (Haha... me? xD)
Kyuhyun hates it because that might be the most adorable thing in the world and the dizziness makes him hot. Too hot.
Kyuhyun hates it because he actually gives Sungmin that attention and everything he can think of in such moments is having those pink, perfect lips wrapped around his cock and sucking hard and fast, just like he loves it.
Kyuhyun hates it because he loves the delicate and cute Sungmin. And more than that, only one person can be the man in their relationship, which is obviously him, the almighty evil Maknae Cho Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun hates it because other people can see how perfect and sexy Sungmin's little cute ass is. Only he is allowed to know such things. Plus, those kind of dancing by Sungmin cause big problems, especially in live shows, in his lower area.
Kyuhyun hates it because it's just an act. He knows that Sungmin is actually a mean and teasing slut. Especially in bed.
Kyuhyun hates it because the last thing he wants is that everyone suspects Kyumin. Kyuhyun is egoistic and possessive and wants to claim their relationship only for themselves. He even dislikes the fact that the other members know about Kyumin.
A/N: What was that? I don't know either. Haha, I don't even know the genre. Aish! I don't know, I just had the urge to write that down. And post it xD This... thing... is based on my last tweets on twitter <3
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: R (Don't expect smut. It's just sexual content, alright?)
Warnings: Language, fail... can you call this a fic?
Summary: Well, Sungmin is perfect and everyone loves him but Kyuhyun has reasons to hate him.
1. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin smiles on concerts. It is exactly that 'concert-smile' that makes him furious.
2. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin sings. It isn't a nice feeling that he hears that voice singing ballads.
3. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin is clingy on him on the stage. Can't that guy stop touching and hugging the whole time?
4. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin does his aegyo. He hates everything that is cute.
5. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin talks to his stuffed bunnies. Who the fuck talks to stuffed animals???
6. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin fans are screaming his name on concerts. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!
7. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin talks too much and fast and inhales through his teeth. It makes him dizzy.
8. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin licks his lips the whole time. Does that guy really need the attention he gets through that?
9. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin tries to be manly. Doesn't he get it that he is just NOT manly?
10. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin wiggles his butt while dancing. He always exaggerates and Kyuhyun really dislikes it.
11. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin acts perfectly nice. Because he knows that it's just acting.
12. Kyuhyun hates it when Sungmin is happy about the fans pairing him up with himself. What is there to be happy about?
Kyuhyun hates it because that smile should be only for him.
Kyuhyun hates it because that sweet voice send shivers rhought his spine and even though everyone says that his own voice is beautiful and angelic, the only angel-like voice in this world is Sungmin's for him.
Kyuhyun hates it because Sungmin being too close to him makes him all hot and bothered.
Kyuhyun hates it because Sungmin always makes him loving things he should actually hate. Like Sungmin and his cuteness.
Kyuhyun hates it because he wants Sungmin to talk to him! Not some stupid stuffed bunnies.
Kyuhyun hates it because it gives him the feeling that he has to share Sungmin fans. He loves his own fans but Sungmin-fans will always be his enemies. (Haha... me? xD)
Kyuhyun hates it because that might be the most adorable thing in the world and the dizziness makes him hot. Too hot.
Kyuhyun hates it because he actually gives Sungmin that attention and everything he can think of in such moments is having those pink, perfect lips wrapped around his cock and sucking hard and fast, just like he loves it.
Kyuhyun hates it because he loves the delicate and cute Sungmin. And more than that, only one person can be the man in their relationship, which is obviously him, the almighty evil Maknae Cho Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun hates it because other people can see how perfect and sexy Sungmin's little cute ass is. Only he is allowed to know such things. Plus, those kind of dancing by Sungmin cause big problems, especially in live shows, in his lower area.
Kyuhyun hates it because it's just an act. He knows that Sungmin is actually a mean and teasing slut. Especially in bed.
Kyuhyun hates it because the last thing he wants is that everyone suspects Kyumin. Kyuhyun is egoistic and possessive and wants to claim their relationship only for themselves. He even dislikes the fact that the other members know about Kyumin.
A/N: What was that? I don't know either. Haha, I don't even know the genre. Aish! I don't know, I just had the urge to write that down. And post it xD This... thing... is based on my last tweets on twitter <3