Fandom: Super Junior
Genre: Fluff, Romance,
Pairings: Currently; SJ-pairings, Eunhae, onesided!Kyumin
Rating: PG-13 (For now)
Summary: In this chapter, Sungmin and Donghae observe Kyuhyun and Seohyun on their date. But they will get some problems.
Donghae's costume seemed to be bad not very good. About hundred fangirls were following 'Taeyoung' and 'Minyoung' through the streets. Since they didn't recognize Sungmin, they were extremely jealous and thought he was Donghae's girlfriend.
"Donghae oppa! Who is that girl? Your girlfriend? Oppa! We like Eunhae much more! Where is Eunhyuk oppa?"
Sungmin got pissed. "Donghae! Can't you try to look less Donghae-like? Our plan won't work out if so many fangirls keep following us!"
"I keep trying the whole time but my look doesn't change not matter how much I want it!"
"You try to change your look by wanting it? WTF!"
"There are mysterious issues in this world non one can understand..."
"Ehm....what?"
"Maybe some aliens listen to my thoughts and change my look!"
"Not."
"Of course they will!" Sungmin stared at him in disbelieve.
""I think they need a long time to reach us. It's so very far away!"
"You're right! So what now?"
"Hmm... Donghae, you don't have any freaky idea?"
"Oh! I know!" Donghae stopped and turned around to their hunters.
"Ahhh! Donghae oppa!" And they liked it. Donghae began to unbutton his shirt, causing some fangirls to die faint. Some already did. Donghae smiled his cutest smile and shouted:
"ELF's! How about a deal? I'll stop here -"
"No! Oppa!"
"Hey, hey...listen... I'll stop here and you will let me and ....my...eh, friend go! If you let us go, I will continue this on SS3 (I had to think about the half-naked Eunhae performance xD). Agree? Pleaseeee" Donghae showed his puppy eyes now and of course, no one and even less the fangirls could resist. It was like Sungmin had show his aegyo.
"Awww... Oppaaaaa!" And the crowd started to disband. There were still a few who kept following both but it wasn't obstrusive so that Donghae and Sungmin could hide and observe Kyuhyun and Seohyun who stood at the bus stop, Kyuhyun kinda annoyed and Seohyun all over excited and bouncy.
"Kyu, Kyu, Kyuuuu!"
"WHAT?" It seems like she's been asking him some random things the whole time.
"Errr.... What do you like more? Apple pie or cherry pie?"
"Could you please stop asking me those stupid questions?"
"I want to know more about you! If I will make my boyfriend a pie, a have to know which one he likes!"
"I'm not you're boyfriend. And I'm not asking you to make me some stupid pie."
"Kyuuu... don't be mean! Please! That's the last question!"
"Hopefully."
"Answer!"
"Neither."
"Ehm... But everyone likes either apple pie or cherry pie! Oh! Or is it chocolate pie?"
"No."
"What is it?"
"I thought you wouldn't ask me questions anymore."
"Oh."
"It's pumpkin pie." ' Of course it is Pumpkin pie, stupid! What do you think is my Danhobak's favorite pie?
"Huh? Oppa! You still answered my question! Oooohhh.... Did I melt your heart?"
"No questions."
"That means I did!"
"Whatever." Kyuhyun wasn't in the mood and to lazy to clarify this non-applicable thought. He didn't even notice his environment, so Donghae and Sungmin could stand behind them. They just heard Kyuhyun's last sentence.
"Hey... Sungmin-"
"Minyoung!"
"Oh, hey, Minyoung, do you have any idea what we do if they see and recognize us?"
"I think that's obvious."
"It isn't."
"We're gonna tell them the truth."
"Okay."
"There's nothing really bad about what we're doing. I still can say that I'm Minyoung who thinks that they suit each other. And Kyuhyun wouldn't blurt out the truth cuz he doesn't care."
They went to the amusement park and funnily enough, no fans were following Seohyun and Kyuhyun. Donghae kept hiding behind Sungmin and sent text messages to Eunhyuk the whole time, who was still in the milkbar.
From: Donghae
To: Eunhyuk
Hey, are you okay? Sorry, but some fans began to follow us and now we're on our way to the amusement park... Honey, if you're lonely, just call me, I'll be there!
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From: Eunhyuk
To: Donghae
Don't worry bout me! I'm having fun with my strawberry milk :DDD And just help Sungmin hyung with his stalking issue... I have a idea that he just wants to avoid to much privacy between them... he can be so very jealous *lol*
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From: Donghae
To: Eunhyuk
You think that? Well, now that you mention it... I thought he wants to bring them 2gether? *confused*
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From: Eunhyuk
To: Donghae
That's what he tells himself... He doesn't even know what he wants... btw, do you know what Kyu's crush is? He told me once he had one but I dunno who...
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From: Donghae
To: Eunhyuk
I dunno either :( Sorry, can't write anymore, we have to get out and Sungmin hyung looks like he is about to kill me if I won't stop writing you :(((
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From: Eunhyuk
To: Donghae
Oh. Okay, see you later fishy^^
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From: Donghae
To: Eunhyuk
Yess...<3 I love you so very much <33333 anchovy <3333
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From: Eunhyuk
To: Donghae
I know^^
Donghae sighed. Their relationship progressed and they grew closer, but he felt that it was still a quite long way until Eunhyuk would replay with 'I love you too'.
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Seohyun's and Kyuhyun's date started with Seohyun wanting to shoot some photos with Kyuhyun. The result were some pictures where it was obvious to see that Seohyun was to pushy and Kyuhyun was annoyed and confused. Seohyun didn't seem to care and just continued torturing Kyuhyun with couple competitions, in which they won but only because they were celebrities and good-looking, tunnel of love and so on. Sungmin and Donghae were following with a certain space, observing them.
Sungmin was a little bit worried.
"Taeyoung..."
"Who?"
"You, idiot. Your name is Taeyoung, forgot?"
"Oh, yes. What?"
"Kyuhyun seems to be so annoyed and Seohyun is too hyperactive... She doesn't even see that she makes him mad and annoyed..."
"I see."
"So what shall we do now? I mean, that's not good if we want to see them together!"
"We really want that?"
"Sorry?"
"Ehm... Nevermind."
Sungmin POV
What? Why is Donghae asking that kind of stuff? What is he thinking are we doing this for? Does he think I like it to costumize myself as a girl, okay actually, I think it's funny, but that's not the point! I mean, there is nothing better for Kyuhyun than being together with a beautiful and nice girl like Seohyun, isn't it? By the way, it would help him to get over me. That is also convenient for me, so why would there be any reason for me not wanting them to be together? And what's about him? He likes Kyuhyun as well, he's our favorite Dongsaeng so of course we both want him to be happy!
"I hope so."
"Minyoung noona, I'm so hungry!" Is he trying to change the topic?
"What? Then eat!"
"Are you kidding me? There's no food to eat!"
Donghae POV
Shit. I have to change the topic. I don't even know if Hyukkie is right! Maybe Sungmin's intentions are like he told me. There's no reason to believe in Hyukkie's statement, except of this statement being made by him. Haha. I'm such a love sick idiot.
"So you want us to eat now?"
"Yes, I'm hungry!" Oh, and actually, I am!
"But we will lose them..."
"Erm, then we will call them and ask where they are!"
"..."
"Maybe we hear the background noises!"
"Hmm... okay, but only because I'm hungry, too!"
That's why we sit in this cafe now. Ohmishisus! Food looks so delicious! The only thing missing is Eunhyuk! Haha. There I go again.
What? Is that Seohyun? What is she doing here? Is Kyuhyun here? Oh... He isn't? Where is he?
"Donghae oppa? Haha, what a coincidence! You know, a few weeks ago, I met Kyuhyun oppa here and he wore glasses and a wig, too! The only thing that is different is, that he had been here with... OMG! Minyoung? You're here as well??? Omg, omg, omg! I mean, that's exactly the same situation! Omg, that's so funny!" What? She calls Sungmin hyung Minyoung? I don't get it? Kyuhyun? Minyoung?
"Well, Kyuhyun oppa is on a date with you so he told Donghae oppa to take care of me..."
"Ehm... Yes..." I dunno what's going on. Just agree.
"So that means, you're on a date? Omo! So cute!!!" If that girl won't shut her mouth, I will-
"No! We are not! I mean... We're just friends! Don't get it wrong, there is still another person I like and Donghae has someone, too..." Sungmin, you're a big fat liar. I bet there is no one you really like. But at least we got out of this situation.
"Who is it? Do I know him? Or even her?"
"Where is Kyuhyun?" I thought it was my responsibilty to get Sungmin out of this affair since he helped me as well.
"Ehm... He is in the restroom, oppa." Ha! I confused her and now she doesn't know what she said before! No need to thank me, hyung!
"Minyoung, could it be... that you two were following me and Kyuhyun oppa to our date?"
"What? How did you get this stupid idea? I mean-"
"Is maybe Kyuhyun oppa the person you like?" Oh shit. It was my fault that I remind her of Kyuhyun. I have to prepare for a slow and painful death...
"What? How-"
"Since you've been following us, I thought you might be jealous cause I got a date with him. And you didn't. Am I right?" What is that girl talking about? I always thought that Seohyun is nice, but that last sentence just pissed me off! How dare she to talk like this to another person and even Sungmin hyung? He might look like a nice and calm person but if someone tries to provocate him, he is worse than Heechul hyung.
"Excuse me?" Oh-oh. His face got red.
"It seems like I'm right since you're blushing." And she even interprete it as blush! Can't she see that her life is in danger? "But just keep trying. Today, I asked Kyuhyun about you and he didn't even remember who you are. I had to remind him that you were his sister's hoobae. He isn't interested in you. I mean, you were just with him for one day because his sister asked him to take care of you. I won't try to stop you, since you don't have a chance anyway, but don't come in my way. He's mine. "
What the fuck is she thinking? Who does she think is he? Some kind of highschool-bullier-slut? Omg. If she weren't a girl, I would really punch her in her pretty face. I bet it won't be that pretty after.
Sungmin hyung looks like he is about to explode. And I won't stop him. He's a girl right now, more or less, so it's alright if he beats her. ...What? He just turns around and goes? WTF? Okay... All I know is that I have to follow him.
"Minyoung!"
"Just let her go. She's just another fangirl. Or more like a groupie. She just wants attention to get on newspapers or whatever because she has been spotted with a idol. I hate those kind of girls! Just look at her, she even looks like a slut! That was my first thought when I saw her. I just told her how pretty she is for seeing Kyuhyun's reaction. He didn't care. Why would he? He seems to know that she's a slut."
I just send her a death glare, causing her to gasp and to stare at me, looking offended. I really start to dislike her.
"Donghae oppa, if you follow her now, we all know that you fell into her trap. I'm just trying to help you!" Oh.My.God. I would LOVE to slap her bitchy face.
Just in this moment, Kyuhyun came in. What now? I turn around and follow Sungmin hyung through the exit.
"Hyung!" He doesn't react. Okay, that's weird to call a girl hyung. "Minyoung!" Better? Seems like. Sungmin hyung turned around and instead of tears, which I expected, I still see plain anger on his face.
"Are you okay?"
"Apart from the need to slap Seohyun's bitchy face, yes."
"Why did you leave? You are much more intelligent than her and quicker at repartee, you could have knock her down verbally!"
"I know." Now he smiles. Luckily, I could make him feel better! "But I saw Kyuhyun. He knows who I am."
"Oh, yes. I saw him as well. So what now?"
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing."
"How about we forget Seohyun and Kyuhyun and go home?"
"Yes! I already miss Hyukkie!"
"I hope so. I didn't bring you two together for nothing."
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"Hyukkie?" Donghae and Eunhyuk laid together on Donghae's bed, cuddling.
"Mmmh?"
"What do you think?" Donghae already told Eunhyuk about Seohyun and Sungmin.
"I don't know. I don't even know about my own feelings how would I solute their problems?"
"Hmm..."
"But i agree that Seohyun is a bitch. How dare she to speak to Sungmin like that?"
"Hmm..."
"Are you asleep?"
"No, no... I just enjoy this moment with my love and agree with you!"
"Okay, fine! Me too!"
"Me three."
"Haha. Shut up, Hae."
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Kyuhyun POV
Puh. That girl is so tiring. I can see that she's not always like that, I always thought she would be the calm type. Is she trying acting cute? Then she fails. Sungmin hyung still beats her. By a mile. But I still have to keep both apart. Sungmin can't like her! Finally, I'm home. Omo! Of course! Hyung! I have to see him! I feel so bad after not seeing him the whole day... Go upstairs as fast as you can, Cho Kyuhyun!
"Sungmin hyung!"
"Huh? Oh, hi, Kyuhyun! What's the matter?" Oh shit. It just sounds as if I was calling him. Well, actually I did, but I can't say 'That day without you was so unbearable and I'm just so happy to see my big love now!' Yes, that would be weird.
"Uhm... Nothing. How was your day?"
"Like always... Nothing special..." Liar. After watching you for 4 years, I can always tell when you lie.
"Oh."
"And how was your date?" Horrible. I like her even less than before. She's so annoying. But I have to keep her away from you!
"Great! Hyung, you were so damn right! She is very nice and funny and beautiful, just as you told me!"
"Oh." Huh? He looks... sad? Did he notice my lie? Shit. Omg. He looks so sad... and cute... I would like to embrace him in my arms now... and keep all the sorrow away from him... Omo... I'm getting cheesy. And I'm talking to myself again.
A/N: Sorry that I didn't post yesterday and that this chapter is fail and not as long as expected...*yawn* but I'm so *yawn* tired and *yawn* dunno... so much to do... pls don't hurt me... btw, does anybody know if that rumor about Sungmin joining Super Junior M is true?