Comments | kyuukumber: On the plus side: Vicodin.

kyuukumber

On the plus side: Vicodin.

Jul 02, 2008 15:30

1)So, yesterday I went to the Grown Up Dentist for the first time (yes, at 20). It was a magical place where the chairs were actually long enough for me, my dentists didn't press my nose as she lowered the chair, and I was informed that I have EIGHT CAVITIES and must have my wisdom teeth removed ASAP BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IMPACTED. I didn't even ( Read more... )

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two_grey_rooms July 21 2008, 19:23:17 UTC

In all my years, considering every needle of pine-tree perversity we've shared, every fake plastic titty supplemented for a real plastic titty, every theory re: The Chimerical Nature of The Real Plastic Titty (see this, you layman, this would be the greatest title for a thesis EVER, ahahahahah I am going to end up at a College for the Clinically Insane), every LSD-flavored doodle (every denial of actual LSD consumption, each more transparent than the last), every incoherent comment, I...I have never been veritably disturbed by anything found in your journal.

AN INTERNSHIP? TEETH THAT PUT POTC VILLAINS TO SHAME? YOU TURNED TWENTY, RIGHT? A FEW MONTHS HAVE PASSED, RIGHT? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SLEEPING. WHAT IS HAPPENING. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP.

On a less exciting histrionic EXCITING note, iduhsjbdjsad my poor little love nugget. You're not alone in having a cruelly hellish summer, if that's any help. So, yeah, if I seem a little...off. HOW IS SUMMER HELLISH. HOW. Such a paradoxical phrase puts "real plastic titties" to shame. And it ( ... )

kyuukumber July 22 2008, 03:23:08 UTC

Oh, I DO love those days when I log into gmail only to discover that my inbox has EXPLODED. Shiny! I was beginning to think you were the Einstein's Bagel fairy and only emerged when I was in dire need after a day slogging about in tubs of cream cheese. But no, even apparently you exist even during hellish summers working with people in the triple digit IQ range! Awesome!

I do not take LSD. BUT, I recently found out that my dad once accidentally had a joint spiked with what was probably LSD)...I quote, "I was looking at a Christmas tree, and all of the sudden I was an ornament. And all of the people were cardboard!".

While you were asleep society forced me to play at being an adult. So far I'm not a huge fan. Too much angst and depression for my tastes. COME TO ME AND REMIND ME OF MY FORMER YOUTH. WITH YOUR BODY. *ka-wink*. You are having a hellish summer too? Why? It is indeed exceedingly cruel that the warm, sunny, school-free months should be so grueling. I miss that one summer when I did nothing but take figure drawing classes ( ... )

two_grey_rooms July 23 2008, 06:04:09 UTC

HSKJAHSKJAHSKJAS DID YOU SEE THE DAILY SHOW TONIGHT. GOOD GOD WOMAN TELL ME YOU DID. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: I WILL NEVER LOOK AT ANY WRITING UTENSIL THE SAME WAY AGAIN, BY WHICH OF COURSE I MEAN I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE A PEN WITHOUT LOOKING AT IF IT WERE THE HAND OF GOD COME TO PERSONALLY RAPTUROUSLY FONDLE ME. OH MY. I CAN'T EVEN. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. ♥♥♥JON♥♥♥

EXCEPT I ALREADY TOTALLY LOOK AT PENS ~~~~THAT WAY BECAUSE WHEN I WENT TO THE MOST MAGICAL BOOK SIGNING EVER, ladyjaida and danibennett TOTALLY HAD. THE MOST AMAZING. PENS. EVER. THEY WERE SPARKLY! AND MORE IMPRESSIVELY SHAPED LIKE DRAAAAGONS. AND NOW, WELL, YOU SEE WHERE THIS LEADS RIGHT? NOW I AM GOING TO FOREVER ASSOCIATE MY MAGICAL MEMORIES OF SAID MAGICAL SIGNING WITH JON STEWART'S ASS. I. DON'T. EVEN. HELP? I THINK?

Ahem. Composure. I am capable of it. I promise? Maybe? WE WILL SEE.

But no, even apparently you exist even during hellish summers working with people in the triple digit IQ range!I feel like we should be celebrating my versatility, but I don't know how. You see, My Un-fairy ( ... )

aaand the Honest Good Intentions (HOO-RAH MY COMMENTS EXCEED INHUMANE LIMITS ON LOOOOVE AGAIN!): two_grey_rooms July 23 2008, 06:08:16 UTC

wheeeee talk to you tomorrow FOR REAL THIS TIME AHAHHAHAHHHAHA SEE THAT THAT WAS ME REPLYING WHEN I ACTUALLY SAID I WOULD. OH WHAT NOW. OH WHO'S BACK. OH SUMMER EVEN IF YOU ARE CRUEL TO ME, I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I KNOW I AM SECRETLY YOUR FAVORITE BATTERED WIFE. Now I'm off to ACTUALLY WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF WHOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAADNESS!!! And then you know. Get the fuck to sleep. How is it 2:00 a.m. FUCK YOU 2:00 A.M., FUCK YOU AND YOUR LACK OF POETRY >:(!

(Yes, this comment was edited solely to Stick It To The Man. WHY YOU LIMIT MY LOVE, MAN? I WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE ABOOOOOOVEEEEEE good god I am finally so far off my nut I've landed in Volstov. I miss Fairyland. We may not have had giant metal dragons, but dude. I repeat: FAIRIES!)

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