HOKAY, first of all, I have been trying to draw regularly in my shiny little moleskine, so here's what I have so far.

( it quickly gets weird :D )

I am back from my all to brief vacation in Georgia. There were adventures! Mostly having to do with me driving around in golf carts and pretending to be a blind, retired 95 year old Floridian. But still, adventures! On the drive home from the airport my dad told us the most horrifying story ( Read more... )

1)So, yesterday I went to the Grown Up Dentist for the first time (yes, at 20). It was a magical place where the chairs were actually long enough for me, my dentists didn't press my nose as she lowered the chair, and I was informed that I have EIGHT CAVITIES and must have my wisdom teeth removed ASAP BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IMPACTED. I didn't even ( Read more... )

I made the incredibly foolish decision to re-watch Brokeback Mountain on TV last night. I told myself firmly that I would only watch the beginning, when they are happy, because I hadn't the heart to watch sad cowboys or wholly terrifying mustaches ( Read more... )

I have a thing for drawing depressed, bewildered business men.

( art art art )

OKAY, PEOPLE. I'm terrifically uninspired. Do you want me to draw you something ( Read more... )

I've been besieged by crazy people.

A while ago, the man who occasionally does pirouettes in our alley walked up to our garage sale and began an aimless, winding story about finding money on the street.

MAN: I was a crack addict back then. Let me tell you something, you can do crack all you want, doing crack is fine, but don't deal crack. You can ( Read more... )

Any day where your mother decides to wake you up at six so you can go with her lady friends to a "women's breakfast lecture" on "stress" is bound to be an interesting one. I found myself, at 7 AM, seated in a room where the average age was 95 and men weren't allowed, where the lecturer was conducting Neuroscience for Dummies, and where we were told ( Read more... )

I'm such a shitty updater. But I really have nothing to say because I've forsaken sleep and spend all my hours in the library, where a giant statue of a centaur choking a naked man stares down at me for hours on end. I really don't know why this statue exists, but it's very inspiring! I spend my zombie-esque waking hours making little puppets out ( Read more... )

I'm fairly sure Students for Hilary and Students for Barack Obama are competing to see who can bring in the most ridiculously famous TV celebrity. I ended up seeing America Ferrera last week in what was advertised as a non-partisan event but was in fact nauseatingly pro-Hilary. It went something like this ( Read more... )