{Third Miracle} [video]

[kyuutecontracts]

[The feed opens with a rather unusual sight: there's a Kyuubey and a Viktor, and they're both sitting on an old couch. But that's hardly the strangest part of the deal.]

I never knew this was enjoyable for the person on the giving end of petting, as you call it! [Kyuubey tilts his head up just a little so he could get a better glance at Viktor,

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[hillofswords]

...I just saw a talking familiar pet a human. Alright, now I've seen everything.

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[kyuutecontracts]

I'm not a familiar, though. My name is Kyuubey!

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[hillofswords]

[ Squints at the camera. ] I was wondering how you somehow managed to look both like a cat and a rabbit. [ beat. ] ...And why you have ears coming out of your ears. And how you manage to talk without your mouth moving. And why you can use human speech and have independent thought at all. That's some sort of telepathy, isn't it? Not to mention those earrings... well, I assumed you were a result of a magus' experiment being used as a familiar, but it seems I was pretty off.

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[kyuutecontracts]

[YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE PERPETUALLY SMILEY FACE, ARCHER...]

That's not it at all! Simply put, I come from a different planet, and therefore I'm an alien, by human standards. Your assumptions about our telepathic abilities were right, though.

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[north_skie]

... Cute you guys. Very cute.

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[mildmagnolia]

Ah- th-thanks, North... are you feeling better?

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[north_skie]

Yeah. I'm fine now. Can't keep a direction down, you know?

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[mildmagnolia]

P-Pft- that's funny... [ 'CAUSE YOUR NAME IS NORTH HAHA HE GETS A JOKE FOR ONCE!! ]