*ring, ring*
Me: Hello?
Nick: Hey, what are you up to?
Me: I'm ashamed to admit it . . .
Nick: You've never been ashamed to admit anything.
Me: For the past four hours, I've been watching VH1's 100 Greatest Child Stars.
Nick: Dear Christ, I'm coming over for an intellectual rescue mission.
Me: Hurry! Save me from myself!
*click*

Go to Wikipedia, type in your birthdate minus the year, find 3 cool events, 2 births, and 2 deaths that happened ( Read more... )

There's nothing sadder than a drag queen who's lost her wig.

The biopsy results came back. There are abnormal cells in my cervix, but they aren't precancerous. So all I have to do is get a Pap every 4 months until I have 3 clear ones in a row.

Workshopped "My One Night Stand with Jesus" yesterday. Last night I came up with a sequel: "Jesus is My Baby Daddy."

Let us kill off youth.
For the sake of truth .

We who are old know what truth is --
Truth is a bundle of vicious lies
Tied together and sterilized --
A war-makers' bait for unwise youth
To kill off each other
For the sake of
Truth .

Today was my appointment. On one level, it was terrifying. On another, it was almost funny. Reminded me of my SIP.

Vagina talk ahead. Proceed at your own caution.

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"What you produce, what you create must stand on its own feet, regardless of your sex. We are supposed to have won all the battles for our rights to be individuals, but in the arts women are still put in a class by themselves, and I resent it, as I have always rebelled against discriminations or limitations of a woman's experience on account of her ( Read more... )

THE RULES
1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you / comments and asks!

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The Today show just said men cry about 2x a month, while women cry twice that (about once a week ( Read more... )

I did execute that search last night. I Googled both "how to cook meth" and "meth recipe." The first gave me a long list of articles about how cooking meth is on the rise (duh). The second took me right to a website that gave me a detailed list of ingredients and step-by-step procedure. There was a disclaimer that said actually following the ( Read more... )