Note to self:
Never go grocery shopping while stoned.

You end up filling the cart with juice, soda, muffins, cinnamin rolls, chips, and large family sized frozen lasagna and mac and cheese.

Beep beep, beep beep, yeah.

We have a running joke that Caleb can fall asleep during a movie or while playing video games, then wake up and not miss a beat in the conversation or game. So we were settling in to watch Anchorman, and ( Read more... )

The diet is working. My watch already fits one notch smaller.

Every time Rob and I have spoken in the last week, he's told me how sexy I am. As if I needed reminding.

The more I write, the less I journal. I'm not complaining.

Me: You realize the first time we kissed it was up against a sign that said "Stop" on one side and "Do Not Enter" on the other? That should have told us something.

Caleb: Lynn, you need to take things less seriously.

Went to McDonalds with someone last week. I always throw my coin change into the Ronald McDonald House box. The person asked why I throw my money away like that ( Read more... )

Nick started referring me as one of his best friend in November. I went along but didn't feel it was true for me. Now, I can say it's true, because we're at that point where we can call each other up just to talk (particularly for a straight man, that says a lot about his level of comfort with the relationship). It's no where near my friendship ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up at 545am and thought "The Steelers and Seahawks are going to the Superbowl."

I hate football. I don't know what a 1st and ten is, I don't know what it means when the ref man throws down a yellow flag, and people who include football jerseys in their wardrobe disgust me.

But I was so right!

Why is everything wrong?

My wallet was stolen.

I'm taking a two week hiatus from pot and booze. I'm depressed, and I know it's because I do at least one of those every day.

TIme to get tattooed.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lynn!

1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching lynn.
2. Lynn was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
3. Lynn can sleep for three and a half years!
4. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as lynn!
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat lynn, though it may feel ( Read more... )