DAMN TERRORISM

[kzoria]

Guys, I don't know if you're aware of the times we live in, but there are terrorists EVERYWHERE.

Thank God we have the Department of Homeland Security.

Thank God we have those Mountain Lions to protect us.

Fucking terrorists! You don't stand a chance against us!!!!1

Comments

[mezziekins]

O damn! I was going to be a terrorist but now I know there are mountain lions that know about battery-powered radios in America, I've changed my mind! It's a life of peace for me!

[aku]

Those are some talented mountain lions. I think the one even knows how to put on eyeliner.

[electrelux]

you obviously don't understand the threat posed by visible minorities.

god.

[furor]

i was taking this post seriously until the bit about the mountain lions. reminds me of that kougra who called herself a mountain lion. i would lol but i'm in classsssssssss

[deani]

I feel that I am most like Rory.

[generalflame]

I really did read this when you posted it. o.O I giggled, yes I did.