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[l101386l]

whoaaaaaaaaaa teki you didn't tell me there were like five hundred thousand people with these

DUDE LETS ALL BE FRIENDS

uhhh uhhh get to know each other post, uhhhh how about this

WHAT'S THE AWESOMEST BATTLE WOUND YOU'VE EVER SEEN AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN

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Comments

[toddled]

...That'th dithguthting.

[l101386l]

huh what?

[toddled]

You can't jutht athk about woundth people have gotten! That'th rude and groth!

[l101386l]

no it's not, wounds are AWESOME, i get them like ALL THE TIME

[meddicted]

And how would you define 'awesome'?

[l101386l]

how do you not know what AWESOME means

[meddicted]

Depends, moron. I could say the biggest, the bloodiest, the most creative, the most rendering-the-body-unrecognizable or any other number of things.

Most of those tend to be fatal, for some strange reason.

[l101386l]

well there you go, the most AWESOME would be the MOST EXTREME MIX OF ALL OF THOSE

[notdrunk_iswear]

I think I hit someone in the face with a stiletto and they bled a lot.

[l101386l]

did you get 'em in the EYE

[notdrunk_iswear]

Maybe? I don't really remember much~~

[l101386l]

how could you not remember stabbing someone with a stiletto in the FACE?

[twilightofmen]

An interesting question to choose to ask to "get to know each other".

[l101386l]

well i figured sharing the most AWESOME THINGS EVER would be a good start or something uhhhh

[twilightofmen]

One would think battle wounds would be a sore topic for some, if you'll pardon the pun.

[l101386l]

yeah i know, some people are so weird about it, all these guys back in the army used to be all ANGST, WOE, GUILT, and it's like man you're so weird

[fanaticalist]

And if they're all quite neat?

[l101386l]

pick the MOST AWESOME one!

[fanaticalist]

Well, well. Can't say I keep track, but the man whose face was ground off was a sight to see.

[l101386l]

whoaaaaaaaaa ground off

like with a BLENDER? or like a VEGETABLE PEELER? or like SCRAPED INTO THE STREET UNTIL IT WASNT THERE ANY MORE?